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Dirty Sydney 

The act of a magician making his assistant’s upper body disappear, and then having sex with the lower half.
“The magician performed a Dirty Sydney on stage!”
A girl that demands tons of hot pockets! she will chew your head off if you talk to her wrongly. Is a freind of craig who is abnormaly tall. Sydnee can fly with her legs and has little tiny ears. She wants to cut adams arms off. We are currently in spanish class and this has nothing to do with sydnee. She is cool and she is blonde and likes gum. She hates madison and wants to cut his head off.
craig: Hey Sydnee how are you?

Sydnee: I hate madison

Sydney Girls High School 

Not the best. Not the worst. Just better than those who mock it. So it's not our fault you people who are slack are such crap dumb idiots who have an unsuccessful life. It's just that everyone is better than you and you can't take it so your jealous. That's fine with us.
It's better to be smart than a stupid idiot, think about it...Sydney Girls High School aint like NORTH SYDNEY GIRLS..

Hampden-Sydney 

Hampden Sydney is a lesson most Sweet Briar women first semester freshman year. They then move on to REAL men, not boarding school rejects who rely upon their family's money and H-SC alumni connections to advance in life.
In the words of Longwood bitch: "Helping men with small dicks get married since 1776."
you know, so many sydney people think that all melbourne does is bag out sydney. if u look at the melbourne page, you will see that sydney has bagged out melbourne ALOT more.

hypocitical much?

The facts are:
sydney IS the homosexual capital of austalia.
sydney IS wetter then melbourne in terms of rainfall
sydney WILL BE smaller then melbourne by 2028 - because melbourne is so awesome people keep moving there!
sydney DOES have the highest crime rate of any city is australia
sydney HAS crapper food, entertainment, shopping, sport, style then Melbourne.
Melbounre IS rated second in 'the worlds most livable city'

Melbounre would have been the capital of australia had it not been of sydney. sydney had a hissy-fit coz it wanted to be capital. as a result, the shithole known as canberra became our capital. thanks sydney (Y).
SydneySider: "There is nothing to do in Melbourne'
Melbournian: "...Apart from all the national events (eg. AFL grand final, grand prix, australian open, and much more) not to mention many tourist sites. What is there to do in Sydney? Once you see a bridge and opera house there is nothing else (coz melbounre has all the events)."
SydneySider: "............."
Sydney by Melbourne is AwesomE! April 12, 2008
A soul-less hole of a town with one pretty harbour and nothing else going for it. Inhabited by dull grey creatures each with a chip on their shoulder who cannot for the life of them smile.
"Don't tell me we have to go to Sydney again. It's such a drab hole."
Sydney by yarkii April 15, 2009