surfries

the surprise bonus french fries you find at the bottom of the bag when you thought you had finished them.

After feeling sad she had eaten all of her burger and fries, Jenny reached in the bag to get a napkin and her hand happily discovered surfries.

by Your pal, Lisa September 4, 2009

surfers speedball

A combination of coffee and weed to help wake you and chill out . So you can be both awake and productive as well as relaxed .

The combination of two substances : in this case marijuana and a good cup of Joe .

Starbucks and a kush blunt , the perfect Surfers Speedball .

I'm going to have my Surfers Speedball and hit the beach .

by invasion252 April 1, 2011

sufferfest

An activity whereby all participants ache, agonize, ail, be at a disadvantage, be racked, deteriorate, endure, grieve, languish, and/or writhe.. but by co-misery, yet co-hesiveness, will have experienced a grand time.
raftingkayakingclimbingteamadventure

We put-in on the Trinity rafting amidst a snowball fight. Our dry gear was soaked within an hour. Every morning we waited for our wetsuits to thaw. They were frozen in a U-shape from the useless clothesline with icicles hanging from the arms and legs. On the fourth and final night, we all slept in our wetsuits. It rained or hailed the entire time. Soggy sandwiches and all. But we celebrated the sufferfest with beers, sun-showers, and bacon wrapped dates at the take-out.climbingadventure

by outsidejay2 April 7, 2011

Irish Eye Surgery

Verb : the act of being skull fucked by a leprechaun

Bill found the pot of gold, and was on his way home when Mick the leprechaun jumped out to stop him "Bet ye weren't ready for a bit of Irish Eye Surgery" as he pulled out his stubby shillelagh...

by DoktorMoney November 20, 2020

surferdick

Where your boner is like pointing up, like you have been laying on it forever. As if you ride your board forever laying on the dick.

Oh man i had a massive surferdick when i woke up.

by Valike March 9, 2008

Penis Enlargement Surgery

A technique, involving surgery, aimed to increase the size of a human penis when felt insecure or lonely and depressed when looking at their tiny micropenis.

Did you hear that Banks got Penis Enlargement Surgery because apparently, he had a micropenis? At least hopefully he can stop being a huge douche and start pleasing his wife for once.

by Elongated Flaccid Rate February 28, 2019

Self Surgery

When you have some sort of bodily affliction you can fix on your own and you utilize household tools. If you don't have to go to the ER and you can do it on your own.

Personal surgery.

Tools could include using things like butter knives, steak knives, tweezers, scissors, needles, razor blades, finger nails, etc...

I was on a <bender> and ended up with a burn on my leg from when I fell in the bonfire. I have performed self surgery and cut out the burn area with a butter knife; avoiding the perilous emergency room.

by prozic December 28, 2005