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Jump start the Tug Boat

The act of a male self pleasuring himself through the act of masturbation / wanking or a male or female performing the same act on another male.
I got caught last night trying to jump start the tug boat!

She spent a good 15 minutes last night trying to jump start the tug boat
by MegaBuffo November 3, 2017
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false start

An alternate term for premature ejaculation. Based off of the penalty in football where an offensive player moves after being set but before the snap.
I wanted to have sex with that girl but I committed a false start during foreplay, so it ended up not happening.
by Devveyovich December 24, 2017
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Non-starter marriage

A starter marriage that lasts six months or less.
Ted and Amy met in February, married in Vegas in March, split up in April, finalized their divorce by May. A non-starter marriage.
by Midnight Noon January 28, 2018
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Thread starter

The meaning of thread starter: the one that first brought a specific issue or suggestion to people around.
Jack: A guy says an eighth scale degree is available and it allows for the theoretical 15th chord.

Hal: Basically on a diatonic scale and o need for 15th note, which is in fact the root note.

Bill: But I agree with the thread starter. We have similar situations to what he said.
by Lahabba October 27, 2018
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Screw Starter

Also known as forepkay
Includes kissing, fondling, breast sucking and fingerjng.
Tgat kiss was a real screw starter.
by Surfnkd December 25, 2018
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dick-start

To wake up from morning sex. Especially if the person has trouble getting out of bed in the morning.
Katie Whitney needs her daily dick-start to get out of bed.
by Sky Hot June 13, 2019
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kick-start the dog

1. The act of tucking one's semi-erect penis behind their leg and then kicking that leg rearward in order to stimulate a fuller erection.

2. Tucking ones fully erect penis behind their leg and forcefully hiking that leg rearward in order to smack a woman performing fellatio under the chin.
1. I was taking a shower and sprang a semi so I used some hair conditioner to kick-start the dog.
2. Your ex-girlfriend kept talking while giving the weakest head I've ever received so I kick-started the dog and smacked that bitch in the face.
by The Cap N' June 19, 2020
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