stiff

person who is inflexable in situations where flexability would help.....eg. nonhelper

your a bad stiff!!!EXT: hes this worst stiffwad!!!

by ramigs October 24, 2004

stiffi

Nickname derived from the name Stephanie. Was formed modeling the way fob people said her name. Stiff-anie. Hence the name Stiffi was born. She is the coolest person you'll ever meet.

Many derisions followed:
stiffles
stiffneck
stiff
sitffler
and boner.

idiot: what kind of name is stiffi?
cool guy: a name for a sexy person.
idiot: how does that work?
cool guy: her real name is steph and she's hella sexy

by ridiculousteph May 29, 2008

stiff

regular worker/employee a.k.a "working stiff" see wage slave

The lunchtime clientele is mostly working stiffs.

by Giselle Gardonyi March 16, 2004

stiffy

a long erected penis,boner

hello boner

by john July 24, 2003

Struff

a short term for "Strutting your stuff".

She struffed past the cute guy she liked.

The model struffed down the catwalk.

by MidnightPomegranate September 7, 2009

light as a feather, stiff as a board

Light as a feather and stiff as a board is a sexual game played by teens everywhere. This game usually involves multiple partners, although can be played with only two people. Usually the male will lay on the ground blindfolded without clothes while the other members of the party surround him. Now this member can be a female, but traditionally the role is played by male. The other members of the party now use paintbrushes and dip them in warm cups of water, and then paint the middleman with water. This goes on for approximately 2 minutes. During this time members of the party will also take markers and draw a “wigi” board on the middle man’s stomach and chest. Once the wigi board is complete one half of a crayon is placed on the middle man’s board. After 2 minutes the other members then start lightly touching the middleman with various objects and things such as their fingers, silverware, and other body parts. This continues as a tease until the middle man is as “stiff as a board”. Once stiff as a board members around the middle man begin to chant the words “volo postulo Adveho nobis” in unison. At this time all of the lights should be off. The game is played in many ways. Some participants sexually tease the middle man until he ejaculates and then read the encoded message from the wigi board. Others will finish the game by continuing to chant until spirits intervene. In both cases the middle man should ejaculate which signifies the end of the game.

Girl 1: What do you want to do tonight?
Girl 2: I don't know I'm so bored!
Guy 1: I know! Let's play light as a feather, stiff as a board!
Group: Yeah!

by light as a feather stiff board July 9, 2014

strifin'

Struggling, stressing out. Having a difficult time, worrying.

I am strifin' about my bills.

by green-beans June 27, 2008