Spread Eagle

When I woman is on her back with her butt up in the air and her ankles by her head. It could be a sexual position.

One time I f'ed this girl in her a spread eagle position.

by BustaHymen July 20, 2011

Spread your shit

The act of spreading one's buttcheeks apart so a police officer can insert his penis into your rectal cavity.

Antwaan wasn't happy when he heard officer Johnson say "Spread your shit because I'm gonna butter your cornhole".

by Don Weber March 28, 2008

Spreadbury

Spreadbury is the vein on your forehead that throbs and sticks out when a person enters rage mode.
Spreadbury evolved from a teacher (Mr. Spreadbury) who became so angry, he screamed out insults such as 'Blithering Idiot' at a ginger kid for pretending to play the drums during a lesson.

Mr. Spreadbury: "Okay class, be quiet..."
(McGriz bangs pencils on table)
Mr. Spreadbury: "YOU BLITHERIN' IDIOT!!! You could have stopped when I looked at you, but no, you just kept on playing!!!"

by TheBouncingBetterson November 20, 2010

Spreadneck

A hardcore fan of the band Widespread Panic from the South

Wow, that spreadneck needs to learn to hold his liquor.

by Coloneal Forbin January 17, 2009

Spread

Ones place of habitat;
someones house

Yo, who's spread are we goin to after dis?

by TiNy May 20, 2003

spread ass

1. to cover or occupy in order to save for others, as in a booth at a restaurant.

2. to eat a large quantity in a small amount of time

1. the rest of our friends will be here soon. let's spread ass all over this booth until they get here.

2. you guys spread ass on this pizza. it just arrived 5 minutes ago and there's only one slice left.

by brobocop May 14, 2008

spread-bottom

fat person, usually middle aged

I sat on the bus, next to some enormous spread-bottom

by dilbert scrunchie June 13, 2003