brownie spritzer

A disgusting revenge tactic applied only by the most decrepid of beast.
Taking a pair of skidmarked drawers and smearing the contents into a cup then pouring alchol into it.the taste makes the person spray the drink all over the place.
Also known as a dirty rum ball.

Rick found out that his boy was boneing his girl so he gave him a brownie spritzer to celebrate.

by Klackka Klow March 5, 2007

the Jerry Springer

When a person sucks a man's balls and jerks him off at the same time. Resembles the motion of Jerry Springer fans, "Jerry, Jerry, Jerry..."

She totally gave me the Jerry Springer. It was glorious.

by Badkider May 5, 2011

HOT SPRINKLER

when you poop and semen at the same time while spinning around

i hot sprinkler on your callahan

by pooman34 February 13, 2004

sprinter

A short season in Saskatchewan that happens during April. It consists of warm temperatures one week only to be followed by below zero temperatures and large amounts of blowing snow.

I can't take anymore of this Sprinter. I wish summer would arrive already.

by Macbeth42 May 3, 2005

Springer Buffalo

An enormous woman who chrages at the object of her anger while appearing on Jerry Springer

LOOK OUT! there's a Springer Buffalo coming at you!

by Tenarr July 1, 2005

splinter cell

A microscopic piece of glass invisible to the naked eye

i am a splinter cell (cannont been seen!)

by Jon G April 11, 2005

splinter cell

A videogame franchise consisting of stealth gameplay. Inferior to the Metal Gear Solid franchise (which started the genre) in both it's boring, stereotypical storyline and trial and error and no head shots detecting gameplay. It has to rely on coming out year after to attempt to improve its shortcomings as opposed to every 3 years like Metal Gear Solid does.

The cheesy subtitles in the Splinter Cell games might as be changed to year numbers.

by cyanide_chewing_gum March 29, 2005