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Splitass Cockhouse

A Splitass(from the derogatory term for female) that greatly enjoys giving lonely Cocks a home.Although "splitass cockhouse" is usually used in jest ,a true Splitass Cockhouse Can often be seen leaving an event with a different man then they came with. Both men could boast to their friends the next day that they fed her pigeon milk either in a bathroom stall or the alley next to the bar.

when used in the playful nature affectionately between friends,like one would use bitch,It Hints at knowing they like to hook up as much as you do.Great for friends with benefits.
Your hitting the bars with me tonight you Splitass Cockhouse.

Bill "see that cougar i was just dancing with ,I hit that in the washroom"
Tim "Me too, last night ,that splitass cockhouse."
by Billytucker June 3, 2010
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split

can mean to escape quickly, or a term for describing a dirty slut. (reffering to her twat)
"oh shit, cops, we better split" or "damn that bitch is split"
by phil margera May 4, 2003
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