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cockhouse

A house where a/your cock lives.
Farms often have hens and cocks, their homes are called cockhouses.
The central part of your pants are called the same. Cluck cluck
by Hektor Bender May 24, 2004
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CockHouse Attack

N. To be striked by a penis in a circular motion. Can be damaging but depends entirely on the girth and length of the cock as well as speed.
"Dude, remember that girl i hooked up with last night?"

"Yea, man"

"Haha, I CockHouse Attacked the shit out of her and she has a mushroom print now hahaha"
by 13thkill July 4, 2009
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Splitass Cockhouse

A Splitass(from the derogatory term for female) that greatly enjoys giving lonely Cocks a home.Although "splitass cockhouse" is usually used in jest ,a true Splitass Cockhouse Can often be seen leaving an event with a different man then they came with. Both men could boast to their friends the next day that they fed her pigeon milk either in a bathroom stall or the alley next to the bar.

when used in the playful nature affectionately between friends,like one would use bitch,It Hints at knowing they like to hook up as much as you do.Great for friends with benefits.
Your hitting the bars with me tonight you Splitass Cockhouse.

Bill "see that cougar i was just dancing with ,I hit that in the washroom"
Tim "Me too, last night ,that splitass cockhouse."
by Billytucker June 3, 2010
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Yellow Cockhole

Someone who threaten's to hurt someone in a wheelchair and when the person in the wheelchair stands up for themselves, the offender runs away with their tail between their legs.
Come back here and I'll shit down your neck you Yellow Cockhole!
by Kung Of The Duckheads July 29, 2018
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cocknose

dude 1: "Hey man how was your date with Tucker last night?"
dude 2: "We made it to the next level... He totally cocknosed me in the bathroom at Starbucks!"
by hans zolo October 11, 2013
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cockpause

Like a cockblock, but for a small period of time.
Manu and Kayla were in the room, cuddling. Tyler walked in and stayed for 30 seconds. Tyler is guilty of a cockpause.
by a_mac25 October 22, 2010
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Cockhopper

Person that goes from one guy/girl to another in a short amount of time. Does NOT necessarily mean going out with them; Girl or Boy that is all over someone after someone after someone for attention.
That girl has been around the block in only one month, shes a cockhopper.
by aliriano23 June 25, 2010
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