soccer mullet

also known as a fohawk
a small, centered mohawk worn usually by soccer players

connor has a soccer mullet

by G-reg1111111111111 August 29, 2005

Pro Evolution Soccer

The greatest series of football games (soccer to the damn yanks) for the Playstation 2 ever, beats FIFA's ass every time due to consistently better gameplay and the fact that FIFA is for pussies and charlatans. Most recent version is Pro Evolution Soccer 5 which should be owned by all proper men.

Get all the lads round mine for beer, smoke and Pro Evolution Soccer.

by thealmightycraig June 20, 2006

soccer

A fun sport. Also known as Football. Seems theres always an argument between soccer players and American Football players, doesn't make much sense.

Lazy fuck: Hey look at me, I'm a lazy fuck that has nothing better to do than sit on my ass and make fun of things I know nothing about!

About that... You say that we no nothing about a sport, while, chances are, you dont know anything about American football if you think it requires no skill, yet openly bash it too everyone. Good work, you just made a fool of yourself.
Soccer is a fun sport. So is Football.

by Lukish May 11, 2006

soccer

A game where the will of other men continually test your foundations, and the conviction with which you attain goals.

"I just don't have the energy to play soccer, dad."
"Well son--do you want to live life? Or let it live you?"

by Rich September 1, 2008

Soccer Balls

POS: Noun

Big, hard breasts are soccer balls.

Person 1: Wow, you got good soccer balls!
Person 2: Thanks, I worked hard to get these.

by Nana my Bananas February 6, 2019

ghetto soccer

Informal soccer game played without a ball or net, usually with a rock, doorstop or other object found on the ground.

We played ghetto soccer while we waited for my sister to let us inside.

by Val July 5, 2003

Soccermom Sweatshop

The sexual act of gathering 10 of your closest friend's moms in a minivan without seats on a hot August day, turning up the heat, thus inducing persperation, and railing every last one of them in a chaotic mass of various bodily fluids.

Can you beleive Grant pulled a Soccermom Sweatshop with all of our moms this summer? Thats messed up.

by What Grant did to her May 13, 2011