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Slappery

1. General Tom foolery associated with inactive Bat-Slaps.

2. When you're at an estuary and a bunch of fish hop out of the water and steal your baby off the blanket during a picnic.
1. "I can't take much more of this damned slappery, my toe is starting to ache."

2. "I was sitting near the estuary and some slappery took place. Luckily it was the fat couple sitting next to us. SLAP-FAST!!"
by Duke aka Dukenstein 3D July 17, 2018
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Snapper

A quick little fart that feels like a rubber band flick on one’s perineum.
I love bubbly water, but those snappers get me every time!
by LavaExcelsior October 23, 2019
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Swappery

When you have shit stains on the side of the house, and you lick them off to clean it .
Damn Jerel had hella swappery yesterday, I had to get me some *licks*
by Swappery April 11, 2021
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SMAPPED

Being smashed and lost. Looking stoned and lost. So gone you look off the Map.

Also, if you say something way out because your "smapped."
That dude looks smapped he can't even tell his right from his left.
by Mr. Manic88 May 30, 2021
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Snapper

A stereotypical pedophile with big goofy ass square glasses, long greasy hair, pasty skin, and a t-shirt usually depicting a dragon or a fucking loony toons character in an effort to more easily lure unsuspecting children out of the sandbox and into their creepy fucking shaggin wagons.
Aryan Brother: throw me that bone crusher mighty mouse so I can slump this snapper in the next cell.
by Alice_Dee802 March 21, 2022
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Snapperhead

A foolishly naive or incompetent person.

Someone who lacks education, experience and expertise, especially if they overestimate their own competence.

Someone whose behavior would elicit the question, "are you new?"

The implication being that they have just been born, feet first, and they are still wearing their mother's snapper as a hat.
"Did you hear about these dudebros who just dropped $80k on a new website domain and think they're going to rake in 8 figures in the first year, having done zero market research? What a pair of snapperheads."
by Takeitsleazy February 25, 2022
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poople-snapper

a politer way of saying shit eater
you poople-snapper
by andrew brown November 24, 2003
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