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mom- "are you ready to go to school yet?" me-" do i have to go to hell today?"
by dan bottom poopinsmarts March 14, 2017
mugGet the schoolmug.

school

the worst thing ever. you are forced to go there for 6 hours a day, sit in chairs which have shit on them, deal with annoying teachers, put up with people who make you wanna slam your head on the desk so hard that you fucking die. it's a fucking terrible system that says you are stupid if you aren't good at taking exams and regurgitating unoriginal information, you wont want to learn, you'll only worry about passing. if you have a lot of creative potential school won't give a fuck, they'll make you study bullshit like the fucking Pythagorean theorem and so much other shit you don't need. although we do need reading, writing and some maths and that's fair but they teach so much shit you will never need in life. they tell you to use your time wisely yet school is the worst fucking use of time ever. when we need to know facts we have GOOGLE for that. it only creates pressure, stress, disappointment, self-loathing and i fucking hate it, im not just a pissed student, i need to speak for those who can't put it into words.
parent: 41%?! you are stupid
student: i never signed up for this,i fucking hate school
by nobody504 September 17, 2019
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School

is the worst place in the world. you have to waste your time doing boring work, assignments and exams. the one word i would describe school is HELL!!!
by randomrandom1738 June 16, 2016
mugGet the Schoolmug.

School

Mom: get up, it's time for school

Me: not today, satan
by cameltaintbess May 10, 2016
mugGet the Schoolmug.

School

The worst 18 years to be alive as a human being. Teachers constantly shoving papers up your ass while teaching you pointless bullshit that you will never use in life, while calling it education. If you go to the principal's office, prepare your ears and ass.
1.) School sucks.
2.) This damn school loves to buttfuck their students.
3.) I got in a fight at school today.
by OXxTheKillerxXO November 11, 2017
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School

Where hell is offically named
student: Are you going to school?
me: yeah, *sign. I want to die
student: go to hell!
me: We are already in hell
by smertieboi February 22, 2019
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