Cuddle puddle

When you are the big spoon in a cuddling session and your arm is stuck under the other person, but you have to pee but you can't get up because your arm is stuck. Therefore you pee yourself and make, a cuddle puddle.

Dude, last night we were cuddling and I couldn't get up to piss and I made a cuddle puddle.

by Ayeitsdelrey January 30, 2015

Love Puddle

After delivering anal sex to a man or woman, you perform the Love Puddle by climaxing in the recievers rear end. After this, the said man or woman with cum in their anus, spreads their cheeks and lets it leak onto any hard flooring. (linoleum, hardwood, cement, ect...) The resedue of ejactulate is known as, the Love Puddle.

I had stumbled upon a puddle of semen and knew immediately, It was a Love Puddle.

by Seriously,don'tworryaboutit August 2, 2011

muddle puddle poo

a state of being a lifeless puddle of jello like substance that bubbles with blah-ness; can also be used as simple pure silliness

mannnn, i'm tired. *muddle puddle poo*

by drewamoo March 16, 2004

cuddle puddle

A shot of cum released during or after the act of cuddling.

Billy left a cuddle puddle in Suzy's parents bed

by brock star May 3, 2005

Arizona Mud Puddle

When a group of 8 or more people gather in an empty pool, shit, and then proceed to roll around in one anothers feces whilst having sex.

Yo dawgs i got a great idea for an orgy. An ARIZONA MUD PUDDLE

by thelegending July 15, 2013

Cuddle Puddle

When you get her to squirt (puddle) and then proceed to snuggle closely together for a long time while enjoying a movie (cuddle).

After we fucked, we totally cuddle-puddle'd.

Ever been in a cuddle puddle, it's not what you think.
In our cuddle puddle I felt a wetness on my outer thigh that I knew was hers.
Damn! That cuddle puddle last night made me take shower twice.

by HobblesAndPuddles February 19, 2017

Snuggle Puddle

A term that females use in order to sound cute when, really, they're just using you for free McDonald's sandwiches.

What she says: can I come over for a snuggle puddle?

What she means: can you order a bunch of McDonald's? I'll be there in 20 minutes.

by DarkJoakzzz February 26, 2018