"he is so pseudocidal, he didn't even load the gun before fake shooting himself in front of his parents"
by AustinLU March 27, 2009
Get the pseudocidal mug.1) People who drink (particularly females and college freshmen) and instantaneously claim they are drunk/intoxicated, and continue to do so by saying, "OHHHHHH MYYYYYY GODDDD I'm SOOOOOO drunk!"
2) People who can be in the same room as alcohol and suddenly become morons, acting as if they just took a full keg to themselves.
2) People who can be in the same room as alcohol and suddenly become morons, acting as if they just took a full keg to themselves.
Have you noticed every time Megan takes the first sip out of her beer, within minutes she starts to claim she's "SO drunk"? What a pseudodrunk.
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Bill O'Reilly is a pseudopatriot.
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Get the pseudopatriot mug.When a girl pretends to like someone of the same sex. What her reasons for doing so differ from pseudolesbian to pseudolesbian, but main ones include confusion of sexuality or preference, to get the attention of males, and to just be an attention whore.
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Get the Pseudogon mug.A psuedophile is a person who constantly tells self-flattering lies to his friends in a pathetic attempt to make them think more of him.
Matthew: "A biker put a gun to my head because I'm higher up on the ladder than he is. Then I smoked 15 cones, drunk 2 cartons of Jacks then drove home. On the way I had to stop and beat up twelve abbos with one hand, the bong was in my other. Then I picked up 10 smoking hot drunk girls, banged them all and dropped them home, apologizing to their boyfriends on the way coz I'm a good guy. The cops pulled me over and breathalized me on the freeway but i told them I only lived around the corner and they let me off for the third time in a week. I have a supermodel girlfriend who I got pregnant but you guys can't meet her or see her. Ever. Now I'm an ice dealer."
Matthew is a psuedophile.
Matthew is a psuedophile.
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