plotz

to burst, as from laughter.

Moishe told a joke that was so funny, I almost plotzed.

by Slouchy McGoon December 15, 2012

The Pretzel

Fucking oneself with own feet thus looking like a pretzel.

"Oh, man. I was with Sally last night, we were having sex, then she did The Pretzel!"
"No way, dude! How did she do it?!"
"I don't know, but it was way hot."

sex love cute

by Penrose August 17, 2014

pretzelfied

Bent over like a circus artest, a habit forming if exicuted properly.

Beavis is parilized in a pretzelfied position ,do to Mike's anal abuse.

by DEFICATER October 10, 2003

Protasm

Progasm Pro Protastic Progasm
'Protasm'
A word symbolizing a category of epic proness that is a mixture of the terms "pro" and "orgasm"
something that is so pro its like an orgasm

emma; "damn alfrado! bluejuice is the best band ever i so wish was 18 to get into there gig!"

alfrado; "I know they are so in the protasm category of my fave bands!"

by Amanda King March 21, 2008

pretzel

thug, gangsta, hardcore, sick, ill, cool, wicked

generally another way to say that something, someone, etc is sick, cool, awesome, etc.

Karl: We're robotripping this saturday, wanna come?

Katja: Pretzel! I'm in.

by swaggerchef May 30, 2011

Pritzkered

V. When a woman ejaculates so intensely during orgasm that she releases immense amounts of fluid, typically in a squirting fashion. Also frequently referred to as squirting however, pritzkering is more controlled and the woman can use this ability to pritzker where and when she wants usually for acts of deviousness.

Last night she pritzkered all over me when I was going down on her.

Damn it woman! You just pritzkered on my cashmere sweater.

by Anonym789 January 4, 2012

throwing pretzels

A term used to hide the fact that you had incredibly hot, kinky sex (often, but not necessarily, involving things such as the alabama hot pocket and the cleveland steamer.

Me - Man, you're just Little Miss Promiscuous, aren't you?
Friend - Oh, come on! I was just throwing pretzels at him!
Me - Oh, ok.
Friend - snickers

by DemonataFangirl September 12, 2009