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Sarah Palin

a eskimo turned politician who commonly uses her hand for political ideas. her major credential being she can see russia from her house. she says no more then a whiny teenage girl

doing the sarah palin: saying no
dude 1: wanna go to the movies?
dude 2: no
dude 1: want me to give you money?
dude 2: no way leftist!
dude 1: fuckin sarah palin
by foxyfox2451 March 2, 2010
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palintology

a belief system based upon the biblical story of creationism, versus the science of dinosaurs once roaming the earth...like the ones whose bones are in museums, and based upon a loose interpretation of the Bible to justify killing polar bears, aerial hunting of wolves, and spouting falsehoods for the sole purpose of getting elected to political office to further Christianize the planet and prepare for the Apocalyptic Prophesy.
Denying man contributes to global warming, lying about visiting Iraq and Ireland, and lying about scandals in Alaskan politics is all part of Palintology.
by snappy2 October 27, 2008
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Donkey Punch - The Sarah Palin

When taking your woman from behind and just before the point of climax scream, "I see Russia!!"

When she exclaims, "Where?" and looks up strike her severely to the point of unconsciousness and complete orgasm.

For enhanced effect while female partner is still knocked out, throw on a pair of Tina Fey glasses before unloading.
Donkey Punch - The Sarah Palin

Nathan (at the point of coming): I see, I see Russia!!!

Samantha: What??? Where?

WHAMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Unholy Roy Batty March 28, 2009
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Palin poon

A mysterious abyss that McCain has plunged into one too many times. But quite frankly, its the only useful feature of her.
Guy 1: Dude! I just got some Palin poon!

Guy 2: I'm so sorry.
by McCains growing erection July 20, 2009
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Palinity

The tendency to act cutesy and folksy when you have absolutely no clue what you are being asked about. Named for a vice presidential candidate.
Man, that girl was cute, but clueless at the interview - total palinity!
by G-Bay January 19, 2009
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palinista

A palinista is a severe loyalist who still supports the failed 2008 VP candidate, denying all evidence and logic that she was a complete fool and humiliating disaster. They are mostly evangelical supporters of creationism and refuse all proven scientific knowledge. Their philosophy is "Don't confuse me with the facts, my mind is already made up".
When my father parroted the FOX Noise line that Grandpa John hit a home run in the selection of the VP for the 2008 republican presidential election, I told him that he hit a weak grounder right to the first baseman, and he refused to talk to me for a month. He will be a palinista until the day he dies.
by bullet88 August 2, 2009
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Sarah Palin

John McBush's mind-bogglingly stupid VP running mate cynically chosen by Republican pollsters to attract angry Hillary Clintonites for no other reason than she also has a vagina.
CNN Interviewer: "Governor Palin, can you point out Iraq for us on a map?" Sarah Palin: "What's a map?"
by William Ayres January 20, 2009
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