plonk

a onomatopoeia for dropping shit on things or people

Guy1: Hey
Guy2:what
Guy1:plonk
Guy2:(bleeds out)

by bahablastforsale June 16, 2025

Phooning

Refers to a man gooning so much that his urethra can no longer shoot semen, and instead shoots puffs of air out because he has drained his testicles. The word comes from the “phoo” sound produced by the air coming out of his urethra.

My cousin Rick has started phooning. It won’t be long before he gets sent to a Doctor.

by CoolguyoG July 11, 2025

plonka

New Zealand/British slang referring to someone being silly, an idiot, or a term used to reference the male penis.

No a apple is not a weapon, you plonka

by nyagpt August 31, 2025

silly plonker

My father

My father is a silly Plonker

by Purple chicky July 9, 2014

monto plonto

a shitty indian sit com that pewdiepie absolutely recked

person one:this shows about as bad as monto plonto

person two:don’t even bring that up ew

by heykittygirls December 27, 2018

fat plonk

When someone shits in the girl's bathroom. Specifically a black stinky one.

Person 1: EW SOMEONE DID A FAT PLONK
Person 2: Isabel.

by personwhowritesdefiontions October 8, 2021

AC Plonk

aircraftman second class in the RAF

He had recently been on leave, wearing the uniform of an AC Plonk (newly joined airman) …

by Delbosco October 14, 2021