pirate smoker 

one who seriously rocks out on the skin flute. i.e. bryce s.

bryce is the biggest pirate smoker i have ever seen. seriously.

pirate smoker by phillip December 4, 2003

pirate ship 

medium-sized, attractive, proportional breasts

Alyssa and Meagan have a nice set of pirate ships on their ocean. Alex, however is sporting some serious barges.

pirate ship by Damon, Alyssa, Paul, Meagan, Thomas and more November 17, 2004

Pirate Teeth

Upon removing the rusty trombone, the rust on the trombone comes off on the lips as they cup the instrument so when she smiles, it adheres to the teeth.

Pirate Teeth: Rust removed from the Trombone

Pirate Teeth by JayG. October 12, 2008

Pirate Hooker 

A walking semen vessel that smells like off crab meat and frequents bars to lubricate her insatiably hungry meat cave.

Yo is that a crab bisque or is the pirate hooker around..

Pirate Hooker by Tuppy ole July 22, 2009

Pirate Punk 

A Pirate Punk is rad (one much into his style), slightly hxc hardcore, and usually listens to punk oriented music. One being a Pirate Punk, will use terms such as "argh", "ahoy", "matee", "bilge rat", "booty", "avast", "pieces of eight" etc..

These people will wear clothes associated with punk and pirates. Ex: Tight pants, cut off tight pants, creeper shoes, band tees, pirate symboled shirts, bandanas.

Activities of these people are: Adventures, talking like a pirate punk, skateboarding, skanking, 2-step, destruction, good local shows(concerts), mackin chicks, and law disobediance.

"Oi man, I was rockin like a Pirate Punk today, mackin' this winch, argh!"

Pirate Punk by Jolly Roger and Davey Buckets April 26, 2006

Pirate God

The Pirate God dwells in Antartica and has an elite following namely a guamish prophet, her chief apostle and her devoted disciples.
She has an army of piratey angels and is also protected by the prophets guamish hula girls and her chief apostles huma huma tribe.
In addition she has a backup army of gun-toting pigs.

Christian: I'm a christian

Me: I worship the pirate god of antartica

Pirate God by br0ni3 February 12, 2009

Pirate Goggles 

When a pirate gets so drunk he or she fucks a ninja. The opposite of ninja goggles.

So we went to this opium den by the docks for New Years. Big mistake. I got so drunk I thought I met this cute pirate chick, but I was just wearing pirate goggles. I woke up the next morning to seeing a karate chop from the corner of my eye, then she vanished without a trace.

Pirate Goggles by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009