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A patch of hair that covers the entire taint region. It often thins out but still extends past the top of the asscrack and can even trace it's way up to the navel.
by sweetygrrrl January 12, 2005
a person that was brutally rape behind the head by a horny donkey, and got left with a huge scar of a misrable memeroy.
Adel went to a petting zoo after getting drunk at a party and woke up with a donkey next to him and felt a tingling pain in his head. After going to the hospital the docter said he had a case of cabbage patchness he said it'll take years to recover. After years of pain he still can't think right.
by Sysco August 03, 2006
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