parapendicular

Two lines that are both parallel and perpendicular at the same time. Completely mindblowing

crazy math teacher: these two lines are parapendicular

student: bitch, is that even possible?!

by the POPOlice December 9, 2008

parage

Uncontrollable road rage that occurs during a parade or public assembly. The P is capitalized when the perpetrator is a public official.

The Lieutenant spewed uncontrollable parage when a minivan full of children pulled in front of his fire truck on the parade route.

by monkey137bfd December 7, 2012

Parker Stirnkorb

is anorexic, has a 1 millimeter peter beter head ass negro tegro, he should kill him self. LIL V WATER SLAUGHTER YOUR DAUGHTER

Parker Stirnkorb looks homo

by LilvWater September 24, 2018

Parker

(Adj.) Gay slang for a very submissive power bottom. Always ask people at your local Gloryhole for the best neighborhood Parker.

" CUNT dO you no where the nearest Parker is? I need my vaccuum-mouth veteran whore."

by Parker+Abbie4evaBABIEEEEEEEEEE September 28, 2019

Parker

Parker is one of the prettiest boys you will ever meet. Hes so nice and once you meet him you wont forget him. The Parker I'm talking about has blue eyes that I would fucking die for. And blondish-brown hair. Hes so perfect. I could stare at him forever. But you never know if he hates you, but you don't care. Because hes so Parker. And I don't know if that makes sense but, Hes so amazing. And so pretty. You feel like when you look at him everything around you just vanishes. When he smiles, you smile. But hes dating someone. And you're happy for him. And you always want him to be happy. But deep deep sown, you wish the girl he's with, was you.And you're upset because you see him with her. And their hugging,kissing,and smiling at each other. And you're sad but, at your darkest times he's around and he makes you feel better. And you love him.

Girl 1: OMG,I JUST SAW THE PRETTIEST FUCKING PERSON EVER.

Girl 2: Oh, was it Parker?

Girl 1: How did you know?

by Someone.who.admires April 24, 2022

Awkward Parade

noun. When one is dragged around by a friend, spouse, or another acquaintance at a party or social event and is awkwardly introduced to many different groups in succession of each other.

Joe- Hey Steve, how was your girlfriend's brother's wedding?
Steve- Oh it was a total awkward parade. Before the ceremony I asked the groom's parents if the bride was pretty. Apparently her brother is gay. Then I had to go around and meet her entire family. I was so uncomfortable.
Joe- ...Oh that blows.

by El Holdo July 28, 2009

Jenny Parker

A polyvore site model who's images are being used by thousands of girls claiming to be her including youtube users
Wowzersluv95 and blueandpink4ever

She is sometimes known as Jenny Greenwood

That girl is pretending to be Jenny Parker

by ihatefakes October 11, 2009