master val. Lord of art and maps

Master val is of a man who struggled for Years to get his masters but upon being pushed back and haveing every conceivable roadblock. He prevailed and obtained his master's. Becoming known as Master Val. Lord of art and maps. Its a fitting tital

Person A. Woah who is that over there !

Person B. Thats Master Val. LORD of art and maps

Person A. Woah really?!?

Person B. He is a chad of the maps

by Ivys number #1 fan July 27, 2024

ice's first law of maps

ice's first law of maps states that for every fictional map large enough, an area within it will resemble the Mediterranean even if slightly.

ice's first law of maps just look at some maps

by icesuu July 9, 2021

MAP

adjective, that describes a person, who's sexually attracted to minors
A.K.A a pedophile

Person 1: I jerk off to minors
Twitter user: That means your a MAP
Person 2: No, he's a pedophile and should be reported to the authorities

by Gamer231 June 14, 2023

Ohio road map

When anal fucking your partner doggystyle you proceed to pull out before you blow your load , you draw your route that your going to go with the ass juice on your cock, once you choose a destination blow you load then proceed to leave the house and follow the map to see where you end up.

Map quest wasn’t working so I had to use the old Ohio road map to get me to my destination.

by lcarpetrondukemarriott September 3, 2022

MAP

A MAP (Malicious Ass Pedophile) is a fancy term for a pedophile. It is constantly used to make an image of someone who's around 18, and the victim is 17, but most of the time, it's, like, a fucking 9 year old. In short, a degenerate. It is commonly perceived as "Minor Attracted Person" but they're not normal people, they're assholes.

You should beat a MAP with a rotted piece of wood in the balls.

by anonmounyn December 7, 2022

cuddle-map

The process of mapping your loved ones physical features and scent while holding / embracing each other

At the end of their visit, as they were laying there in an embrace and she realized she was cuddle-mapping as it would be 2 weeks before she was in his arms again .

by Mrs Major Payne January 29, 2023

Westside Treasure Map

a map that helps you locate bars where you could find a Westside Treasure or two (or three!)

I printed up a Westside Treasure Map for the bachelor party this weekend!

by Genetic Drift December 21, 2009