Jack Off

stimulating your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

Brian had the blue balls so bad he had to jack off as soon as he got home.

by Marty October 19, 2003

sleep it off

Originated from the term "walk it off", sleep it off is when you sleep to get rid of physical pain when you wake up.

Person 1: OW! I JUST SCRAPED MY KNEE!
Person 2: Don't worry about it, sleep it off.

by PrinceKelso January 2, 2011

Beetising Off

Used to describe someone who is in the habit of finding ways to avoid doing their job. They tend to use such tactics as extended bathroom breaks, pretending to be deep in thought reading something while they are actually texting on their phone or taking extended lunches. The name is derived from the Wilford Brimley malaprop "diabeetis" since the folks this term apply to tend to be moribdly obese as well as morbidly lazy.

Did you see Mitch beetising off again? It sounded like the fuckin' NYC Fourth of July fireworks finale in the bathroom but that was over a half hour ago. I suppose it is pretty useless, though. Even if he were here, he'd be hunched over his desk IM'ing his boy toy all day and yelling at everyone who asked him for help.

by Captain Shocker November 18, 2011

Deuce-off

Having an outragious dance competetiton while throwing the dueces around almost like having a twitch or hand spazm.

The deuce-off is to see who can chuck up da ducece with da best skillz.

Carrie: Hey annerz. Look at Hillz and Abberz over there. what they doin?

Annerz: Well, there having a deuce-off!
Carrie: It looks like a spazm from heaven!
Annerz: Ohz. It defz is.
Carrie: I say we has one our selfs!
Annerz: lez do it now.

by imakewlkid March 2, 2011

FART OFF

WHEN YOU HAVE FART WARS OR SEXUAL PLAY, THE SMELL IS VERY STINKY BUT VERY HARD AND CHALLENGING TO COMPITE THIS GAME WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE SO YOU BETTER EAT ALL THE BEANS OR YOUR YOU LOSING SOME MONEY TONIGHT OR MAYBE A #GIRLFRIEND SOME PEOPLE GO IN GROUPS AND PLAY SOME COUPLES PLAY ALONE IN THE ROOM MOSTY DOGGYSTYLE AND THE COUPLES ARE THE ONES THAT WIN BECAUSE THEY PISS TOO LOL, ANYS IF YOU ARE IN A FART OFF GOOD LUCKKKKKK

PERSON ONE: OH SO MF YOU WANNA DO A FART OFF

PERSON TWO : HELL YEAAAAHHHH
PERSON THREE: IGGHHHTTT NIBBA IM RECORDING DIS SHIT

by Bigbootyfathoe00 June 7, 2021

Make off

To make out with someone while jacking them off or them jacking you off.

I was making off Bart last week, it was so hot! It's really fun to Make off.

by stankybomb32 May 12, 2021

Paw off

To jerk off or masturbate in a furry context. Applicable to both male and female.

Nahia: Hey Razr, you gonna go paw off?

Razr: Naw. I'm still sore from last night.

by Nahia January 5, 2009