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military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant : as in michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star, sorry...
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant : as in michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star, sorry...
by Crazy Uncle Dimma February 4, 2012
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A term or phrase used mainly by nerds and geeks who spend 24/7 on countless pc/video games. The word has literally no purpose in the world and is a waste on the english language. You will have to be a complete moron to use this term. Seriously, no one uses this any more.
Nerd 1: So last night i was on world of warcraft and I battled against some noob with an axe. What a quantum recombobulator!
Nerd 2: Wait that was me! You're such a Windows Vista!!!
Yeah, I went there!
Nerd 1: Oh no you di'int I bet you can't calculate Pi to even one digit!
Geek: I was playing on zombie attack 3 the other night when some noob zombie hit me with my own calculator!
Gangsta: Fuck you man, get your ass outside and learn some better trash talk.
Nerd 2: Wait that was me! You're such a Windows Vista!!!
Yeah, I went there!
Nerd 1: Oh no you di'int I bet you can't calculate Pi to even one digit!
Geek: I was playing on zombie attack 3 the other night when some noob zombie hit me with my own calculator!
Gangsta: Fuck you man, get your ass outside and learn some better trash talk.
by Cittycat April 15, 2012
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Simultaneously w/ the full body spasm that rocked him off balance, his Cock let fly w/ surprising force as well as volume, huge gluey gobs of glistening pearlescent noob cartwheeling gracefully thru chilly air, quite like an act of trapeze, to splat smack up against the face and lips of his Cocksucker still down on bare knees, a face broadcasting shock proving his equal surprise to the abrupt achievement of the goal in their joint venture and subsequent delivery of the well deserved prize, this also w/ a scream that was both gutteral and primal, but served more like bells and whistles at a casino in the quiet still darkness to notify any perv that may, with risk, be lurking near, there were Jackpots to be won for those willing to play.
by sucker4spuge December 28, 2011
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a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.
a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.
military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and sorry I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and sorry I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.
by Crazy Uncle Dimma April 18, 2012
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military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and sorry I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and sorry I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.
by Crazy Uncle Dimma July 4, 2012
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