pedophile mustache

The thick, bushy mustache usually found on most pedophiles. They usually have no other facial hair and a "bowl cut" style hair cut that is found on most young boys.

"Wow, look at that guys pedophile mustache , I guarantee he enjoys raping lil' boyz in the butthole."

by Ace8904 February 17, 2008

mustang

"To go mustang." To rebel, subvert, lose control of oneself.

"There's no food, no water, AMEE's gone mustang...and oh, we can breathe the air here." --Gallagher (played by Val Kilmer), describing the situation on Mars after crash-landing. AMEE is an advanced robotic instrument whose acronym stands for Autonomous Mapping Exploration and Evasion. Upon landing and discussing whether to harvest parts from Amee, she "misunderstands" their intent and switches to evasion and auto-defense mode (and "goes mustang").

by Troy Prinkey September 21, 2007

mustafoe

1. When one is sleeping under a tree and a squirrel jumps into their shirt pocket and becomes their friend. Such a situation could be described as a mustafoe.

Man, I just experenced a mustafoe. It was the most laddle thing that's ever happened to me.

by Jabs May 18, 2006

Amsterdam Mustache

A prank perpetrated by a male on an incapacitated victim. The person administering the AM waits for the victim to either fall asleep or pass out, and then drizzles a sticky substance such as honey on the victims lower face. He then squats directly over his victim’s lower face and uses a beard trimmer or something similar to shave his nut sack and gooch, lightly covering the sticky area with hair from his nether region.

Bob passed out at the party and Jimmy proceeded to give him an Amsterdam Mustache as payback for Bob tea bagging him at the last party.

by Sandman469s October 31, 2017

Mustang 5.0

Mustang GT's and some LX's manufactured between 1979 and 1993 that were equipped with the 5.0 litre V8 engine. (Mustang GT's manufactured between 1994 and 1995 were also equipped with the 5.0 litre V8 but are a different body style and normally not referred to as Mustang 5.0's by enthusiasts). Typically, Mustang 5.0's are driven by overzealous teenagers and douchebags. Most people perform all the same modifications to these cars, which has resulted in tens of thousands of Mustang's that all look, perform and sound exactly alike. However, each Mustang 5.0 owner firmly believes his or her car is superior to any other vehicle on the road and will try to race anyone that proceeds from an intersection faster than them, even if it's an old lady driving a Buick Roadmaster stationwagon. More often than not, an aftermarket Flowmaster exhaust has been installed on these cars. On Friday and Saturday nights, Mustang 5.0's can be heard cruising around town constantly in second or third gear, which causes the Flowmaster mufflers to amplify the distinct hollow rumbling sound that is characteristic of the 5.0 litre V8. The touch hole that's driving does this so that everyone knows he or she is driving a Mustang 5.0. If you look at a Mustang 5.0 as it approaches, the driver will probably bark the throttle a couple times and accelerate as they pass.

Justin: Hey Chad, heard your father bought you a Mustang 5.0, any mods?
Chad: Pony rims, 4 inch cowl induction hood, racing stripes, Cobra intake, E cam, Flowmasters. What about your 5.0? Did you do anything to it this winter?
Justin: Hells yea bitch, my shit's the ballin' tits outrageous. I got Pony rims, 4 inch cowl, racing stripes, Cobra intake, E cam, and Flowmasters.
Chad: We are so original! Let's go cruise around in second gear and rev our engines at girls that couldn't tell the difference between a Mustang and a fucking Toyota Camry.
Justin: Sick nasty!

by Lenny426 April 21, 2008

Ford Mustang

A bad-ass car from Ford. It was such a huge hit in 1964, it created its own class of car, the Pony Car. GM and Chrysler scrambled to catch up as Ford sold millions and laughed all the way to the bank. All of its competitors have come and gone over the years, but the Mustang has never gone out of production. Even the weakest Mustangs of the 1970s sold in huge numbers. Today, a base GT model gives you 460 horsepower for $35,000. You can't buy another NEW vehicle in America that gives you more power for less money.

Go ahead, laugh at the Ford Mustang II. But Ford sold almost 300,000 of them in 1974 alone. That's a lot of cars.

by Hawks.Fan.12 July 28, 2019

mustang

F= First
O= ON
R= Race
D= DAY

Look at the 5.0L It is like 7 car lengths ahead of that Rice Burning Civic

by G July 23, 2003