Ace8904's definitions

back of the face

back of the face
The back of part of the head opposite the face.

"Did that hit you?"
"Yeah, right in the back of the face!"

by Ace8904 January 30, 2008

microshit

A name people give to anything made by microsoft that they are too retarded to work or take care of. Mostly used online by jackasses typing on their computer with Windows.

"This microshit is garbage!"
"No, you are garbage."

by Ace8904 January 30, 2008

ucky

A gross or disgusting situation or substance.

(out in the woods disc golfing right after it rained)

Wazula "Eww, its sooo... ucky out here."
Ace8904"hahahaha.... your a fag."

(true story)

by Ace8904 February 17, 2008

Miyagi

1. The old man from The Karate Kid, teaches the kid, Daniel, to fight real good.

2. Any asian male that acts like he know a lot, but really doesn't.

1. " Mr. Miyagi is a BAMF in The Karate Kid"

2. "I hate that kid, he's such a Miyagi"

by Ace8904 February 1, 2008

building Abe Lincoln's log cabin

It is the act of masterbating by pretending to be four slaves building Abe Lincoln's log cabin out of popsickle sticks. You paint the popsickle sticks brown, before you start, and then proceed to slap your dick with teh sicks until you blow your load.

* you say that is what someone is doing when they are screwing around.

Wazula: Why aren't you playing halo are you building Abe Lincoln's log cabin.
Ace8904: Yes

by Ace8904 February 4, 2008

pedophile mustache

The thick, bushy mustache usually found on most pedophiles. They usually have no other facial hair and a "bowl cut" style hair cut that is found on most young boys.

"Wow, look at that guys pedophile mustache , I guarantee he enjoys raping lil' boyz in the butthole."

by Ace8904 February 17, 2008

Down Slap

The act of slapping a person with the palm, straight on, in center of the forehead, with fingers up, and then pulling the open hand straight down in line with the face. The person will be confused and feel like a bitch.

"Some little bitch was talking shit so I down slapped the hell out of him."

by Ace8904 January 30, 2008