Definitions by Ace8904

pedophile mustache

The thick, bushy mustache usually found on most pedophiles. They usually have no other facial hair and a "bowl cut" style hair cut that is found on most young boys.

"Wow, look at that guys pedophile mustache , I guarantee he enjoys raping lil' boyz in the butthole."

pedophile mustache by Ace8904 February 17, 2008

ucky

A gross or disgusting situation or substance.

(out in the woods disc golfing right after it rained)

Wazula "Eww, its sooo... ucky out here."
Ace8904"hahahaha.... your a fag."

(true story)

ucky by Ace8904 February 17, 2008

building Abe Lincoln's log cabin

It is the act of masterbating by pretending to be four slaves building Abe Lincoln's log cabin out of popsickle sticks. You paint the popsickle sticks brown, before you start, and then proceed to slap your dick with teh sicks until you blow your load.

* you say that is what someone is doing when they are screwing around.

Wazula: Why aren't you playing halo are you building Abe Lincoln's log cabin.
Ace8904: Yes

building Abe Lincoln's log cabin by Ace8904 February 4, 2008

Miyagi 

1. The old man from The Karate Kid, teaches the kid, Daniel, to fight real good.

2. Any asian male that acts like he know a lot, but really doesn't.

1. " Mr. Miyagi is a BAMF in The Karate Kid"

2. "I hate that kid, he's such a Miyagi"

Miyagi by Ace8904 February 1, 2008

more funner 

Basically- funnest > more funner > funner > fun.
It is slightly above funner, but not quite funnest

Miyagi: That was the funnest ride ever!
Wazula: I think it was just a fun ride.
Ace(me): IDK guys it was definitely more funner, but not perfect.

more funner by Ace8904 January 30, 2008

Down Slap 

The act of slapping a person with the palm, straight on, in center of the forehead, with fingers up, and then pulling the open hand straight down in line with the face. The person will be confused and feel like a bitch.

"Some little bitch was talking shit so I down slapped the hell out of him."

Down Slap by Ace8904 January 30, 2008

microshit 

A name people give to anything made by microsoft that they are too retarded to work or take care of. Mostly used online by jackasses typing on their computer with Windows.

"This microshit is garbage!"
"No, you are garbage."

microshit by Ace8904 January 30, 2008