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Michelin Man

When a male who is so hesitant to have sex, he puts on condom after condom resulting in the rubberband parts piling up making his wang look like the Michelin Man.
Girl: Hahaha! Hey, is that the Michelin Man?
by slapshotpeewee9 May 8, 2007
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Micheal Moore

by Sincerely, G.W. Bush December 24, 2004
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micheal jordan

when your girl is giving you head you shit in your hand and spread it all over her head and make it black and smooth
james was in the bath room at a car dealer getting a micheal jordan after he bought a car.....kind of like a thank u mj
by james gardiner January 29, 2008
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Dirty Micheal

When you don’t want want your side chick knowing your real name so you pulled a dirty Micheal!!
Dude... I bagged me a new side chick and pulled a dirty Micheal!!!
by Rennystar February 28, 2019
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michelin

Another name for a coxswain or peson that sits in the back of a rowing boat and does nothing but add dead weight.
Matt (a.k.a.Britain) is a Michelin.
by Msouthern May 4, 2008
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Michelin man

When a fat women is being fucked from behind so hard that her fat rolls compress making her look like the Michelin man
You take that fat bitch home
Yup gave that bitch a nice Michelin man
by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017
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Michelin Man

Before sex, wrapping one's penis in a white bed sheet before the condom.
Baby, I didn't cheat on you! That was the Michelin Man!
by PacoPicaso March 16, 2019
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