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Muff Diver

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by elenaHEARTSjacob January 13, 2010
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Mango Muff Madness

A mythical flavor of Kool-Aid said to be the most delicious of all the flavors. It is rumored to be hidden in one of the national archives of Zimbabwe, protected by a fleet of raved mongrels and the flesh eating virus known as the Kool-Aids. Simpley tasting the delicousness of this mythical flava' will give anyone who is brave enough to over come the trials will be blessed with the power to "Take over the Ghetto"
I need that Mango Muff Madness to take out those niggas across the street.
by D-Unit 01 December 22, 2005
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muff-stache

The style in which a female trims her bush. Variations include but are not limited to pencil muff-stache(landing strip), handlebar muff-stache(well-styled), and Fu Manchu/Walrus muff-stache(needs attention).
Dude 1: What's with the lobster face dude?

Dude 2: I've got a mean rugburn from goin down on your mom last night. She needs to trim her *muff-stache...seriously dude.

*In this example, muff-stache could be substituted with Fu Manchu or Walrus.
by El Dudereeno December 14, 2008
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Muff Bag

1. n.- A woman's handbag and a hand muff combined.

2. n.- A homemade sex doll typically made in prison.
1. Susan was delighted to find twenty dollars in her muff bag that she had forgotten about last winter.

2. Robert always bragged to his crew about his girlfriend Susan, but that crazy fucker was just referring to his muff bag.
by srln August 7, 2009
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Mufficate

To suffocate someone/something with female genitalier by covereing the nose and mouth.

Mufficating
Muffication
Mufficated
used as an insult :
'watch it mate or ill mufficate you!'

perverts dream (davo):
'I wanna die by muffication'

a put down :
'Your not worthy of me, only of being mufficated'
by ShotgunDave July 15, 2007
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muffatti

Lesbian Mafia or tough lesbians esp. when in a group. Easily spotted by their standard outfit of white tee-shirts, blue jeans, and Danner boots or Doc Martin’s. Their hair is usually cut in a buzz or flattop or any haircut that traditionally would be considered masculine. Muffatti walk with a swagger, talk tough, travel in packs, and can often be seen trying (unsuccessfully) to pick up on Lipstick Lesbians.

Disambiguation – Bull Dyke – Muffatti usually aren’t big or tough enough to be considered bull dykes and find their strength in numbers
n - I would not walk into that bar, Muffatti hate straight men.

adj - Seattle's Wild Rose is a Muffatti Bar.
by plantlife November 22, 2006
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muff musk

A musky odor found in the pubic hair area from a mixture of sweat, body odor and lack of attentive hygiene to the area.
As I started to go down on Chuck, I immediately noticed a serious case of muff musk that almost made me decline giving him some head.
by Jessi G January 5, 2007
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