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fame maintenance

To accept minor film roles and other appearences in order to maintain one's public profile in the popular media.
"It's just fame maintenance"

Fame maintenence was coined by John Waters the American filmmaker, actor, stand-up comedian, writer, journalist, visual artist, and art collector. He says film acting isn't his first love but he does accept minor roles in other people's movies, "but that's just fame maintenence ". (Quoted in North and South magazine, October 2011).
by pgcinnz October 26, 2011
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citizen maintenance

Having to fill out forms, make phone calls, go to offices, etc. for utilities, bills, services, etc.
I spent all morning at the DMV and then had to come home and try to get a hold of someone at the cable company to figure out why my service was shut off. I hate citizen maintenance!
by TeeShaHai February 28, 2013
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Muffin Mittens

When the clitoris of a vagina is so large and fatty that it gets cold and you have to put socks in your underwear.
"Yo my clit is so cold rn."

"Oh, just put on your muffin mittens."
by Whatupdoc October 9, 2014
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scrotum mittens

When somebody stretches their excess scrotal skin around their fists to keep warm.
"Holy Shit! I can't feel my fingers, good thing I have fists and a ballsack! Thank god for scrotum mittens!
by Srotal Delight March 28, 2016
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Duce mittens

When you can't find a bathroom and you don't want to ruin your pants. Sometimes you have to catch the poop.
We were outside for hours in that field! I had to make a pair of duce mittens. These are my favorite pants.
by Ducemittens69 October 3, 2016
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unscheduled maintenance

Something that the company Nexon does when the game Maplestory is down for everyone
Mapler: Hey GM, when will unscheduled maintenance end?
GM: i don't know or care just give me your money!
Mapler: :(
by TheCity_ December 2, 2016
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Musky Mitten

The art of wiping sweat of your nuts then slapping a douche wagon in the face.

For best results: Have super sweaty nuts. Cup your hand to increase the ball sweat to hand ratio. Slap said douche wagon when their mouth is open.
That fuck stick really fucked us at practice. I'm gonna give him a musky mitten after he gets out the shower.
by Your Mother My Hoe March 25, 2017
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