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Muffin Mittens
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When the
clitoris
of a vagina is so large and fatty that it gets
cold
and you have to put
socks
in your underwear.
"Yo my
clit
is so
cold
rn."
"Oh, just put on your
muffin
mittens."
Muffin Mittens
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Whatupdoc
October 9, 2014
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