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Muffin Mittens
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When the clitoris of a
vagina
is so large and
fatty
that it gets
cold
and you have to put socks in your underwear.
"Yo my
clit
is so
cold
rn."
"
Oh
, just put on your muffin mittens."
Muffin Mittens
by
Whatupdoc
October 9, 2014
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