2 definitions by Your Mother My Hoe
The art of wiping sweat of your nuts then slapping a douche wagon in the face.
For best results: Have super sweaty nuts. Cup your hand to increase the ball sweat to hand ratio. Slap said douche wagon when their mouth is open.
For best results: Have super sweaty nuts. Cup your hand to increase the ball sweat to hand ratio. Slap said douche wagon when their mouth is open.
That fuck stick really fucked us at practice. I'm gonna give him a musky mitten after he gets out the shower.
by Your Mother My Hoe March 25, 2017
Blowoff is the uncontrolled release of semen from the penis after a sexual encounter. Or another word for busting a nut. It's a derivative of the oil field term blowoff.
I smashed piss holes with this tender date last night and then blewoff onto her cinnamon ring.
Yo boss, I'm gonna be late. Gotta blowoff real quick to take off the edge.
Best thing about a night walker is they swallow after you blowoff.
Yo boss, I'm gonna be late. Gotta blowoff real quick to take off the edge.
Best thing about a night walker is they swallow after you blowoff.
by Your Mother My Hoe September 19, 2021