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Mario Kart Fart 

when you fart, then all of a sudden it picks up speed
I just had a Mario kart fart
Cause I swear it was coming and boom, it must have caught a mushroom or some speed arrows
weird
Mario Kart Fart by Kid Ji January 16, 2009

mario second 

2/5 of a second-the amount of time it takes for one second on Super Mario Bros. to deplete.
Have you ever run the 100 meter in under 30 mario seconds?
mario second by Mario November 8, 2004

mario party 8 drinking game 

a very simple drinking game.
you will need:
A Large Create of Beer (the more the better)

A Nintendo Wii (with 4 remotes and nun-chucks)

A copy of Mario Party 8 (DUH!)

and 3 friends to play it with (if you dont have that many friends dont worry.... just work with what you have)

then the easy bit..... play the game
the fun bit.... if you lose at a mini game......
you drink an entire bottle/can of beer
so obviously 1 person wins and 3 people drink
and whoever wins overall or is still conscious is the best player

enjoy
After failing to steer there leafs down the river on mario party 8 Jim and Josh had to dink there 4th consecutive bottle of beer

Me, Josh and Jim celebrated new years by playing mario party 8 drinking game
Josh passed out in my bathroom YAAAAAY!!!!!!

Mario Hat 

A red dodge magnum. The shape and color of this model resemble the shape and color of the hat of the famous italian plumber, Mario.
Look, that dude is driving a mario hat.
Mario is wearing a dodge magnum.
Mario Hat by bigdaddy2047 April 16, 2008

Mario Treats 

Psilocybin containing mushrooms that are used recreationally to attain a "high". Nickname comes from Nintendo's classic game, Mario, where Mario and Luigi eat various mushrooms to attain either an extra life, a "1UP", or an extra hit.
"Hey man, those Mario treats kicked my ass last night."
"Yeah, I was tripping pretty hard."
Mario Treats by Hippiekid42 June 17, 2009

Mario Sabayo

A dazzlingly gorgeous guy who is adorable, sweet, charming and always does and says the right things to make you feel better when you are having a down day. He is a true companion and has the ability to excel in all that he puts his mind to. A sexy guy with a heart of gold - what a divine combination, not to mention he smells like heaven mixed with spice. He sees the goodness in everyone and sometimes people take advantage of this which is awful and hurtful to him and breaks my heart. He's the type of guy that should be respected and loved. He's funny, sensitive and generous which makes him all the more amazing. He is the most AMAZING man ever and watch out for his eyes, they are trance-enticing;) What a gorgeous handcrafted package wrapped in gold :) He is loved dearly.
Girl 1: wow... did you get a smell of that Godly scent... it was definitely Mario Sabayo.
Girl 2: Oh for sure, that is definitely mario. He's a wonderful boyfriend and his chicka is ONE lucky thang!!!!

*Sigh*
Mario Sabayo by bikerider119 May 29, 2010