Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder

A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.

My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.

by AstronautPorkChop March 19, 2010

Cracker Lettuce

A slur used to describe pro-fascist white lesbians, particularly on social media where they're protected by censorship.

"Ignore her, dude. She's a Cracker Lettuce, she hates you no matter what you do."

by WrongTime May 13, 2024

Smile Lettuce

A type of weed that puts you in an especially good mood

Isaac let me smoke some of his smile lettuce yesterday and it made me have a very happy high

by Rose119 April 20, 2021

lords lettuce

this that medicated shit

this is me using the lords lettuce in a sentence

by aurora188702 August 1, 2023

lettuce anus

No definition. It's a feeling. Or figure of speech. Gweeeeeeee.

As a greeting. "Lettuce anus."

by Hiphope January 14, 2017

Lettuce bowl

A ball cap that sits backwards on top of the sickest flow at a 30 degree angle

“Man check that lettuce bowl”
“Bro, that flow turns heads”

by Bennybimmer November 21, 2021

Show Lettuce

The lettuce or kale that lines the bottom of a dish to protect food from touching a serving tray or ornate platter. Usually seen at a buffet or party trays.

"Jill don't eat that, it's gross, it's just show lettuce"

by NaztyD September 20, 2017