Past Karkat

AN IDIOTIC FUCKASS WHO DOSNT NOW SHIT ABOUT HOW RO FUCKIN SPELL A GOD DAM WORD!! JEGUS HES AN MOTHERFUCKIN IDIOT!

Char 1"SHIT THE FAK UP!"
Char 2"Don't be such a past Karkat, here eat a snickers you're not you when you're hungry."
Char 2 "better?"
Char 1 "better."

by CarcinoGenisist July 26, 2016

goat karaoke

A new craze wherein folks bring their goats to a karaoke bar, get shit-faced and then reach a point where they are completely unselfconscious on the stage doing a duet with the goat.

Let’s go my fun loving little grass monkey, we got our goat karaoke tonight!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019

grim karen

Someone who always sees the down side, glass half emptying. They are known to state morbid facts in situations when the outcome looks grim, or assume the worst has happened/will happen in scary or life or death situations.

Origin: “Small Town Murder” Podcast episode 109

Police: “your parents were taken by the unsub, but don’t worry-we are on it!”
Karen: “I guess I will start arranging the funeral...”
Me: “they are MISSING, no body found or indication they are dead. You just assume they are dead??? Thats grim, Karen...”
Don’t be a grim karen

by unknown source in the nasty nati. October 11, 2019

trans-karakorm tract

an Indian territory illegaly gifted to china by pakistan .
Shaksgam or the Shaksgam Tract, is an area of more than 5,180 km² north of the Karakoram, including the Shaksgam valley and Raskam.

trans-karakorm tract is being polluted by china.

by भगवा June 20, 2021

karen smith

The "dumbest girl you will ever meet" in the movie Mean Girls. She is a plastic and has espn. Her breasts can tell if it's raining. She can't spell "orange" she makes out with her second cousin, she asked Cady Heron "If you're from Africa then why are you white?"

"This is Karen Smith. It's 68 degrees and there's a 30% chance it's already raining!"

by Brie AF July 20, 2016

Kartik

A boy, usually of indian descent, who is insanely sexy and has a cool smile. He attracts girls and plays video games nonstop. Plus, he is known to smell good.

Whoa! I wanna date that boy! He is such a Kartik.

by iseehowitis525 October 16, 2008

karthika

karthika is a great person. kind,friend to all,and good looking. beautiful person in every sense.

girl: have you see karthika?
guy:yeah shes awesome!

by down ta earth July 13, 2009