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a real douche:) his hobbies include punching drywall, playing xbox, drinking monsters, yelling at his mommy and most importantly leading girls on with his fat chode.
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Kyle
Kyle.. there is a lot to say. He’s a cute boy who is smart and funny. He’s the kind of guy who would give you his hoodie when you say your cold or cuddle you when you had a ruff day. He would kiss your temple and tell you everything would be ok and that he’s there for you always. Before he kisses you he would look you deep into your eyes. When your to tired to get to bed he would carry you to bed and tuck you in. If you were drunk he wouldn’t take advantage of you, he would hold your hair back. When you haven’t seen him in weeks or even months he would run up to you and hug you tight. If any guy is ever hitting on you or even getting to close he would come up to you put him arm around your waist and say “sorry she’s mine” and pull you away even if you didn’t want to leave. When he would dance with you he would tease you and try to but his hands on your butt but you would slap his hand away. He would smirk and try again until you let him. He is the perfect guy.
Person one ”Do you see how Kyle looks at you before he kisses you?”
You “No, explain”
Person one “ He looks at you like your his everything”
You “No, explain”
Person one “ He looks at you like your his everything”
Kyle by Eoz the sniper July 10, 2019
KYLE
Kyles have been born since the dawn of time until recent production of drywall and monsters little was known about their curious nature, but when studied in their natural environment you can normally catch them chugging monsters and punching holes through drywall when they aren't doing that they are usually riding their BMX bikes in skate parks with their friends.
Kyle
Kyle is the type of person to punch a hole in the wall when his mom takes his juul away. Kyles run on pure monster energy and are extremely unstable. Don't piss off a Kyle.
Kyle by Karenmotherofkyleandchad August 17, 2019
Kyle
A Kyle is in most cases, a pothead, skater, Taco Bell addict, and excessive energy drink drinker. Some Kyles also surf. Normally used not referring to someone ACTUALLY named Kyle.
Bro One: Dude, I saw this guy with a skateboard smoking pot outside the school today
Bro Two: Prolly named Kyle
Bro One: Yeup
Bro Two: Prolly named Kyle
Bro One: Yeup
Kyle by Heisenbergus111 October 4, 2019
Kyle
The fat retard type of people. 100% likely to be a liberal and to be a complete idiot. Gets pampered by his mommy, dads a drunk and doesn’t care about him. Small penis, never had a girlfriend, often gay.
Kyle by Bigballzguy October 7, 2019