jobble

Another term for a double chin.

Dude man, you're gaining some weight. You already have a jobble!

by Evelynne December 29, 2007

jobbed

A type of internet phishing scheme where companies or individuals post non-existing jobs in order to collect names for direct marketing, mailing lists or other sales processes. This is a process also used by unethical HR (human resource) managers and recruiters to collect resumes to meet performance requirements. The resumes will never be used or referenced since no job actually exists.

1. John sent in his resume for a new posting at ABC Company for a manager position. He realized he had been jobbed when he got an email response asking him to sign up for a paid subscription service.

2. Mary sent in her resume to ABC Supplies and got jobbed. The HR director at ABC Supplies is just trying to collect resumes. They don't have any openings.

by zenofile April 8, 2009

jobbing

Jobb-ing. Whenever you lose you job.

Losing. For example losting the elg. Any time you lection counts as a job.

by Bob March 5, 2004

jibby

A percocet, oxy contin, or vidconin.

Yo bro I totally just railed that jibby in the bathroom.

by jib and jammin September 13, 2011

jobber

one that jobs (see to job)

Man, Doug Whitman is a huge jobber

by BMG December 17, 2002

jebby

Adj: disgusting, diseased, spineless, demeaning of females, lacking in hygiene, chauvinistic, lack of self control, unattractive

That guy is jebby as hell, STEER CLEAR.
If that guy wasn't so jebby, maybe I'd give him a chance.
That girl is jebby as hell, I heard she's topped 100.
That guy was so jebby last night! He tried to boink me with a plastic bag instead of a condom!

by trappedbythedoor May 26, 2011

jobbin'

"jobbin'" is the act of giving a rim job. It can also be used when referring to someone who is being a tool or sucking at life. Proper usage is similar to that of the term "chillin".

"Maya was really jobbin' when she was on the floor with her pants down and her head in the toilet on new year's."

"Did you see Nick throw up on that girl's couch, then on her sliding door and then on her kitchen floor? I can't believe we left him passed out in the snow in her backyard, he was alone just jobbin' with puke all over him."

by Max Rizoots January 4, 2007