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Turtle Jerk

Turtle Jerk is when someone is giving a handjob and covers the head of the penis so when the male ejactulates cum wont spray all over. It's named after the handforming a shell, as in turtles having shells.
Now Sandy, be smart. Turtle Jerk me. I mean, this is a new couch...
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Jerk

1. Change in acceleration. Third derivative of a point (x,y) in a function.

2. One who acts in a manner that indicates believed superiority of all those around, esp. in an aggressive or hurtful manner. Usually associated with men, however, can be used to describe women too.
1. You feel jerk as you go from slowly accelerating in your car to accelerating at a higher rate. (note. acceleration is not velocity, it is rate of change of velocity)

2. That jerk just called me a jerk...
by R.Severance October 3, 2010
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jamaican jerk

When you reach from behind and through your legs in a bent over fashion with one foot propped up upon an object such as a table or chair.
My mom totally caught me busting out a Jamaican Jerk last night.
by Lickibra June 10, 2008
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jerk and toss

to make the motion of jacking off, then throwing the load in someones face
noah was bitching, so mike and thoma jerk and tossed him right to his face.
by mark durning September 6, 2007
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jerk surfing

The art of flipping a bed over onto the poor bastard in it. Then jumping on top of the bed and seeing how long you can stay on top and keep riding your "wave" (the twisting, curseing person under the bed). Jumping up and down is also A-O-K, just don't touch the floor. Else you have to start over.
Well the Jerk passed out on the bed.. So Brett decided to go "Jerk Surfing" and flipped the bed over onto the Jerk; and jumped on top of the mess.

"Hey get out of my bed you stupid hippie" I yelled and still they laid there. So I did the old jerk surfing move and made sure to jump extra hard onto the bed. Dam smelly hippies.
by The JerkMeister May 14, 2008
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triple jerk

When someone Jerks off (Masturbates), jerks (dance move), and eats beef jerky all at the same time.
1. Last night, when my parents left I got some beef jerky and started triple jerkin through out the house.

2. My favorite part of the day is when I can come home and triple jerk as much as I want.
by pimpster12 April 6, 2011
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Canadian Bacon Jerk

After engaging in anal sex, the woman will jerk off the man, and after, she'll lick her fingers clean.
i love the taste of susie's mouth after receiving a canadian bacon jerk.
by bri-marzee February 7, 2009
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