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Jason

Typically a 40 year old man who will start a scene watching football at the local Buffalo Wild Wings. He will also get drunk at the restaurant for Drinking too much Bud Light. Most Jasons are Irish descent and are New England Patroit fans or Green Bay Packers fans.
"Honey! Stop acting Like a Jason!"
by 69disan69dat January 10, 2021
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Being a Jason. Very similar to a Karen but they lost their shit more if you call them one. They also like to be mean to Karen’s.
Seriously bro stop being such a Jason.
by Soya555 February 9, 2021
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This fat fuck who waddles, fucking waddles disgustingly with his fat rolls swinging side to side if he were humpty dumpty there would be no pushing him off the wall with the sheer amount of force his rolls have. they'd deflect you right off. he literally shakes the ground, he's the reason the earth is slowly cracking the reason our ozone layer is dissipating right before us that fat fucking disgusting piece of shit deserves nothing on this earth. all he does is flip greasy ass patties that only convey their true effect when we show the way our obesity rates go higher n higher. that fatty does nothing but groan and cry. that fat fuck is the reason nobody can breathe. HE IS THE EARTH NOW. SUCCUMB TO JASON.
"Damn is that a Jason?"
"Yeah, that's a fat fucking piece of shit."
by jasonisafatfuck January 15, 2022
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The sexy asian in the room is probably names Jason.
"Omg look at that hot asian!"

"Yeah! His name is probably Jason."
by thouwhomustnotbenamed January 31, 2015
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Jason is a bum
by Lailaioriginal December 26, 2016
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A dorky boy, who's smile brings out the best in the person who likes him. He's a bit of a nerd but doesn't show it often. He often mispells words but tries his best to correct them. Jason often likes to crack jokes or give people he cares about a hard time. He's a bit sarcastic but it's all in good fun. Has allergies to alot of things, and all around is a pure bean who should be protected.
"Wow! Jason's smile is so cute I could die."
You: "What do you want?"
Jason: "A 2005 ford mustang."
by Cori? February 10, 2019
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A big avocado tinkle berry head and has a crush on prince sparkle toes and is very gay
Oh Shit its a jason better run he has ligma.
by Qazwsxedcrfvqazwsxedc February 24, 2019
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