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Jason

He is the biggest asshole you will ever meet. You will regret meeting him. He treats you like a piece of shit cause he has no life himself. He acts diffrent depending on who is around. He won’t try to get a job and all he will do is sit down and play video games. He makes people feel bad for him but is a complete dickhed towards people.
by awe31116 February 16, 2019
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Jason is a bitch he is dumb and ugly he is very perverted and will come to your house at night and watch you get undressed he is most likely to grow up becoming a rapist he will love you but i doubt you like him if you didnt know he is haunting your dreams because by the time your going to live them he would have raped you already you will be scared for life if you like him you need to update your liking system and stay away from him he is stupid and will rape you in your sleep just like he did to other girls
Jason is a bitch
by Briannaforlife February 6, 2020
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This fat fuck who waddles, fucking waddles disgustingly with his fat rolls swinging side to side if he were humpty dumpty there would be no pushing him off the wall with the sheer amount of force his rolls have. they'd deflect you right off. he literally shakes the ground, he's the reason the earth is slowly cracking the reason our ozone layer is dissipating right before us that fat fucking disgusting piece of shit deserves nothing on this earth. all he does is flip greasy ass patties that only convey their true effect when we show the way our obesity rates go higher n higher. that fatty does nothing but groan and cry. that fat fuck is the reason nobody can breathe. HE IS THE EARTH NOW. SUCCUMB TO JASON.
"Damn is that a Jason?"
"Yeah, that's a fat fucking piece of shit."
by jasonisafatfuck January 15, 2022
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The sexy asian in the room is probably names Jason.
"Omg look at that hot asian!"

"Yeah! His name is probably Jason."
by thouwhomustnotbenamed January 31, 2015
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Jason is a bum
by Lailaioriginal December 26, 2016
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A little bitch who won’t fight his little brother cause he a pussy
Jason can’t pull in hoes like his brother cause he just a little ass cry baby hoe
by Nibbaman6969 December 8, 2019
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A big avocado tinkle berry head and has a crush on prince sparkle toes and is very gay
Oh Shit its a jason better run he has ligma.
by Qazwsxedcrfvqazwsxedc February 24, 2019
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