hog callin

Hog callin, also known as "hoggin", is when a group of friends go to the bar and each make a wager on who can bring home the fattest woman. Documented proof is required for judging the next day. Pictures, stolen underwear, etc. anything that can prove you slept with her and gives an indication of her size.

A group of friends and I went down to the bar the other night for a round of hog callin. I won by baggin a 350 pounder!

by cerealkilla May 30, 2006

hogs eye

hole in the tip of a gentlemans appendage required for spurting of urine or jizm.

jesus...the cock-doctor jammed a cocktail umbrella down my hogs eye.

by Simon September 17, 2003

Troll-Hogging

A act done by groups of unscrupulous men. A party of 3 or more go out with the intent of picking up fat ugly women. Most often done as a competition, or in the labeling of a previous nights one night stands.

Dude, I think matt won the troll-hogging competition. Did you see the one he brought home last night.

by Big-N-Short April 10, 2010

chode-hog

A cock-gobbler or load-guzzler depending on the the kind of ho.

Ilene is a rare and unusual chode-hog, only found "living" in loft apartments.

by Ilene October 23, 2003

Baked Hog

A sandwich that contains alot of pig products and is placed in the oven to melt all of the cheese. A sandwich suitable for someone who doesnt have self esteem and care how they look or feel. A sandwich that can replace the feeling of wanting to throw up after eating 3 Big Mac's. Irish girls named Mick usually tend to gravitate towards Baked Hogs.

Chris - "What do you wanna do for lunch Mick?"
Mick - "Im starving, I could go for a Baked Hog ."
Chris - "That's nasty. Your nasty."

by cheesemodee November 16, 2010

Hog fuckin

When a guy ties up a girl into a hog tie(two arms and one leg) then just fucks the shit out of her until she looks like a complete mess (like a hog) best

Me- "Hey Hoover, did ya finally get a piece of ass from that girl yet?"
Hoover- "hell ya man I gave er a good ol hog fuckin. She didn't know where she was at the next day"
Me- "fuckin right nugga"

by Hooverlikeslittleboys March 8, 2010

Hog slip

When your penis slips out of a hole in your underwear, a rip in a seam, or that stupid flap in the front that no guy ever has used to to go pee.

"I was getting a glass of water last night, when I had a hog slip happen in front of my roommate"

by Ryanverse August 28, 2022