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Alabama Hamburger Style

1. Someone lays on the floor(bottom bun)

2. You puke on the person who is laying down(The lettuce)

3. Then someone lays on top of the person meanwhile the person laying down inserts the penis in the anus.(That's the hamburger)

4. Then the women smear's her own menstrual blood all over the body; therefore, when she lays down the penis will insert her bloody vagina(That's the ketchup)

5. Nevertheless, the dude lays on top of the women and proceeds to stick his monstrosity of a penis into her anus(Top bun)

6. Their you go; you have completed the "Alabama Hamburger Style"
Thomas: Man, Jeffery when I put my penis in your ass last night my penis felt sooo warm and tender.

Jeffery: Thomas when you stuck your humongous cock in my ass man(said it aggressive) I couldn't stop moaning.

April: Jeffery you made me moan soo hard that my parents woke up.

Johnny: Aye, what'a bout my awesome puke that I did, and also April when I hit it from behind it felt good.

Requis: What y'all talking about?

Everyone(except Requis): We did the "Alabama Hamburger Style" last night.
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Hamburger

The act of placing one's meat in-between two buns.

In other words, to give someone an anal.
That girl's ass was hu-to-the-mongous, so I hamburgered that bitch.
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hamboner

The act of having sex with a girl while sitting on the toilet, taking a crap. The girl must be straddling the guy, facing him.
Dude, I was taking a crap the other day and my girl started going down on me.

She did that while you were sitting on the toilet?

Yeah man. We got to carried away and just did it right there. I hit her with the hamboner.
by SoCalNigs June 8, 2010
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hamberder

This is how President Donald Trump spells hamburger.
I bought 1000 hamberders for the national champion Clemson Tigers.
by TJ Wass January 15, 2019
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Hamburp

When you burp in any way after taking a big, juicy, scrumptious bite of a delicious hamburger, with or without cheese.
That hamburp sounded delightfully gross!
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Hambagged

When oneself, finds oneself past the euphoric sensation of being intoxicated. One can no longer conduct oneself in a "normal" manner. Oneself often finds oneself passed out in various types human fluids. Is a variation on the term "hammered".
"Holy I was so hambagged last night, I don't remember a thing" - Carol
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Hamburgerage

The action of an object being converted to or included in a hamburger.
John watched it horror as his dear brother William went through a process of hamburgerage at the hands of the foul hamburgulator
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