When two individuals go hard as a motherfucker against eachother in a face off of true drunken/drugged skill.
by stare November 6, 2011
Get the Ham offmug. Foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.
I like pulling my ham skin.
She was turned off by my ham skin. She likes cut.
Are you cut or uncut? Ham skinned.
She was turned off by my ham skin. She likes cut.
Are you cut or uncut? Ham skinned.
by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018
Get the Ham Skinmug. A gambling term for someone that has a record of losing consistently but then starts winning a few games in a short period of time
That guy lost money for the past 104 days, but has won several times in the past week! He’s on a real Ham Heater!
by Somebody8827 July 30, 2020
Get the Ham Heatermug. by huck&shred March 7, 2013
Get the ham-fistermug. A gaping anus. Achieved through fisting or sexual penetration with a girthy cock or sex toy. See gaping.
Rachel had some stretched ham when I left last night.
Cathy is really into fisting. She loves the full feeling and a good stretched ham.
Cathy is really into fisting. She loves the full feeling and a good stretched ham.
by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018
Get the Stretched Hammug. Dear god, if you're looking this up it may already be too late for you. They are the dark ones, the decimators, the destroyers of civilization. The only actual sighting of them has reported them to look like abnormally large pieces of ham with glowing red eyes, who can shoot lasers strong enough to cut through anything. It's believed that the Bermuda Triangle is actually a den to these creatures, and the triangle is formed by three stationed hams firing lasers. They are commonly reported at redacted but seem to disappear by the time anybody arrives. One citizen who claims to have seen the Laser-Hams claimed that they were ruled by an "AbraHAM Lincoln", an Abraham Lincoln who much resembles our own, but instead has a piece of ham around his right eye, which is replaced with a glowing crimson one. It is not proven true or false if this entity exists yet.
Doomed person 1: "Dear god, the Laser-Ham, they're coming!"
Doomed person 2: "What's that? Are you insane?"
*Laser sounds and screaming of doom*
Doomed person 2: "What's that? Are you insane?"
*Laser sounds and screaming of doom*
by The Drawer Goblin February 28, 2021
Get the Laser-Hammug. The act of pulling buttocks cheeks for various acts, such as defecating, anal penetration or voyeurism. Term coined in 2021 by Roger Verdon
by ROGIEV March 11, 2022
Get the Peeled hamsmug.