happy-batter

Term for male cum used by Jeph Jacques. See also euphoria fluid.

We use condoms. She's not dripping my happy-batter everywhere we go.

by [e-mail] October 23, 2010

happy Keanu Reeves

A state of Keanu Reeves which sadly does not seem to exist.

Have you ever seen a happy Keanu Reeves? We didn't think so.

by beautiful flower July 18, 2012

Happy Crotch

The tendency for your pants to 'smile' when worn too tightly around the hips and thighs. Often present in overweight people wearing a smaller size than they can handle. The opposite of Hammer pants.

Do these draws give me happy crotch? No, but you are walking the fine line toward camel toe.

by HollywoodHash July 21, 2014

happy pizza

Pizza with weed instead of pepperoni

Yo this happy pizza is amazing I feel like fucking and run around naked.

by No-gosh hat-che November 24, 2014

happy burrito

1: The act of having sex in a sleeping bag.
2: Being happy and rolled in your blankets

Phil and Marsha had a happy burrito last night in there tent.
I am a happy burrito

by AlsaineandSvenie December 26, 2014

Happy Handle

A long ponytail on a women's head great for pulling when having sex.

Jeff: Man do you see Brooks happy handle.

Sam: Yeah someone's pulling that tonight.

(guys high five each other )

by The_Leoboy July 29, 2016

Happy Mask Salesman

A character from Majora's Mask, he owns the Happy Mask Shop in Ocarina of Time.

The Happy Mask Salesman gave me the creeps, oh wait I was just reading my thoughts out loud...

by Noodlez667 November 1, 2016