halal surprise

Halal surprise is used to describe meat served in many fast food joints (mc donalds, kfc etc) that are in general not haram (like pig meat, although these are also considered halal surprise - the surprise element of eating before realising it isn't halal!), but that have not been reared and slaughtered according to Islamic teachings

Dude: Dude, I'm so hungover...i'm going to mcdonalds for some cheeseburger. Would you like some?
Muslim: No halal surprise for me, thanks!

by halal surprise inventor March 12, 2009

haffa blowie

the volume of the head plus the volume of the shaft equaling the radius of the jaw plus the volume of the mouth is haffa blowie

my mouth is so small i could only perform haffa blowie

by scribdizzle October 3, 2009

halaa

It means whatever

#1:Bro that girl dumb cute
#2: nigga Halaa

by PlayBoyCory February 18, 2017

half a bad driver

a person who is half asain, half non asain, and attempts to operate a motor vehicle

Its Ok my half asain freind, you will only be half a bad driver

by rick gibbs November 25, 2003

halal

something that is tasty

Person 1 - that food was really good!
Person 2 - yeah the food was bare halal

by mo2trappy March 18, 2021

HALA

Used usually when somone is trrying to talk game

A mami halla at me.

by Reggie October 10, 2003

halar

a short verison of halarious. orriginated in a cuban jacuzzi.

"did you see her fall down the stairs? it was HALAR!"

by ve03h June 12, 2005