glue stick

Someone that uses excessive amounts of shiny hair gel in there head.

"that person looks like they're a glue stick with the amount of gel in his hair!"

by Samuel K March 26, 2008

glued and clamped

(adj). To become seriously hammered to the point where you've already blacked out and are on auto-pilot.

Dude 1) Aye, what up? You're not looking so good.

Dude 2) Awwww phhhuck off, bitch. I gotta get glued and clamped just ta look at ya ugly ass. Get me anatha beer and shut da fuck up.

by mhibma March 8, 2006

glue canoe

A male reproductive organ that resembles the shape of a canoe. The glue part, well... you get the idea.

I had a dream that some guy was building a shed by my brothers old house and I walked up to him and he flashed his dick at me and the words "GLUE CANOE" were tattooed on the underside. Pretty gay dream right?

by CandyCoops August 19, 2010

Glubens

The act of messing around with a girl, and then ejaculating in her nose. She then must snort it up and spit it out her mouth like a giant stringy white loogie.

"Yo dude, i was messin with Erika last night...glubenated"
"I wanna glubenate that chick over there"
"Call the dirtiest hoes you know, there's finna be a glubenation."
"Cindy was bent over last night takin it, totally snuck up and gave 'er the glubens. said if she didn't spit it out i'd cum in her work shoes."

by SOULS NATCHER September 9, 2011

Gluestick Modder

What is a gluestick modder you ask?

Well, to put it simply, a gluestick modder is someone who takes a lightbar, slaps it on a car and calls it a day.

For example,

Odge is a gluestick modder

You're such a gluestick modder

by ModdingUnion March 21, 2023

Natural glue

Slang for sperm.

Wow! He juiced natural glue all over that bitch!

by SkovgaardDK March 12, 2009

Ball Glue

The residue on filthy testicles.

I either have to shower or clip my nails, cuz I got a bad case of ball glue collectin' underneath my finger nails from itchin' so much!

by MR.ZERO July 24, 2011