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The act of messing around with a girl, and then ejaculating in her nose. She then must snort it up and spit it out her mouth like a giant stringy white loogie.
"Yo dude, i was messin with Erika last night...glubenated"
"I wanna glubenate that chick over there"
"Call the dirtiest hoes you know, there's finna be a glubenation."
"Cindy was bent over last night takin it, totally snuck up and gave 'er the glubens. said if she didn't spit it out i'd cum in her work shoes."
Glubens by SOULS NATCHER September 9, 2011
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grubenschnitzel 

Grubenschnitzel ist a pseudo-German word invented by Americans, because they thought this combination of words sounded funny and every American knows what 'Schnitzel' means. Literally translated it would mean something like 'pit cutlet' which makes no sense whatsoever. It has no meaning in Germany. It is unknown when this word started to become a fad.
'His mother is a grubenschnitzel.'

'Do you want some grubenschnitzel for breakfast? I made you some.'

'This grubenschnitzel is really pissing me off. Can't he shut up for one second?.'

'Hey, ask this German guy what 'grubenschnitzel' means!'
grubenschnitzel by nosnerruh August 31, 2014
Gluteus Maximus pubes. The hair inside your ass crack.
So I was eating his ass and got his glubes stuck in my teeth! I had to lint-roll my mouth. Gross!
Glubes by After-Birth August 3, 2009

Glubeshnert 

The act of stimulating the prostate by putting something up your anus whilst being pleasured by yourself or another person

Or if you are on a social network or texting somebody when taking a poo you send the word glubeshnert to them to let them know.
joe loves to glubeshnert

Gluberstienstchen 

Gluberstienstchen: A term used to describe the feeling of intense focus and productivity while writing, often resulting in a large amount of high quality work being produced in a short period of time. This term is derived from the German words "gluber," meaning intense, and "stienstchen," meaning focused work.
I was in the zone while writing my paper last night and had a serious case of gluberstienstchen. I ended up finishing it in record time and getting an A on it.

GLUGENSCHLIAMER 

If Bubba Kush and White Widow fucked and made a baby, and at the same time..Cinderella-99 and Purple Erkle fucked and made a baby...and some how THOSE babies met and fucked.....thats GLUGENSCHLIAMER!
"Oh my GOSH!" That bud must'a been GLUGENSCHLIAMER!!!

...dude...GLUGENSCHLIAMER!! Did you bring that GLUGENSCHLIAMER with ya man? I left mine at the house...

Glubinstien

when a girl has big droopy boobs
Manny: yo she has some nice Glubinstiens

Chris: what?
Glubinstien by BigBoobBetty April 21, 2009