Sphincter fucked

1) literally the act of deep penetration through any orfice, that is deep enough to contact a sphincter of any kind.

2)A meaning of severe mis-fourtune or bad luck, extremely worse than just being screwed, or fucked, or fucked dry.

A)Holly shit man, did you see that girl get sphincter fucked, i can't believe she took all 14 inches of that!

B)Damn IRS, they really sphincter fucked me this year!

by IrishEyez October 13, 2005

Fucked

When nothing goes your way and there is nothing you can do about it.

dude #1 "dude, I totally just had the most life changing shit ever, I was pushing so fucking hard, all my blood went downstairs, giving me a boner, so I couldn't piss straight, now it's all over my nanas bathroom, plus, I still can't get this shit out!"

dude #2 "you're so fucked"

by Rectum Mc Foreskin! April 26, 2009

fucked-upgrade

A software upgrade that is somehow not as good as good as the software it replaced.

"I just downloaded the fucked-upgrade of Photoshop and now you can't 'undo', you can only 'step backwards'.

"The new version of such and such trashed my hard drive. That's one fucked-upgrade."

1.: I guess they came up with a new fucked-upgrade to Yahoo! Mail. You DL it?

2.: Nope.

1.: Me neither.

by Mooderator September 4, 2007

Fucked the Couch

To mess something up in an open and obvious way, which negatively affects those around you.

Worker 1: Why didn't you complete your part of the project? Our deadline is tomorrow and we were counting on you.

Worker 2: Sorry, I really fucked the couch on this one.

by ThePostman177 June 18, 2018

"Fucked"boy

"Fucked"boy refers to the state in which the typical homosexual Fuckboy uses, breaks the heart of, or otherwise plays with the feelings of another gay in order to benefit themselves whilst damaging the other person in the process, the person "Fucked" over by the the Fuckboy is then referred to as the "Fucked"boy.

Adam: 'and so he left me.. hasn't called me since tuesday... what a fuckboy.'
Alex: Typical fuckboy, can't believe he wasted >>6 MONTHS<< of your time.
Adam: Guess that puts me into the hall of fame of all his "Fucked"boys

by Flame-Of-Furi May 19, 2018

Fucked a Lemon

A progression on the common phrase 'sucking a lemon' meaning to visually express irritation or disdain. To appear as though one has 'fucked a lemon' exaggerates this negative perception even further.

'Aditi's not happy, she's got a face like she's fucked a lemon'

by Robster88 August 26, 2020

fuckberg

A small down to earth folksy town in the middle of nowhere. Has a GDP of $2.00, economy consists of harvesting maple tree syrup and making Christmas tree ornaments.

Occasionally someone escapes to the big city but they always are drawn back to find meaning in their lives.

The town is used as setting of 78% of Hallmark movies.

I've decided to leave my high paying job in the city and move back to Fuckberg.

by Earthkiller December 2, 2020