Salty French Fry

Before a man gets a blow job. He jacks off and cums all over his own dick. He then lets it dry and waits for his wife, girlfriend, etc. to come home and suck it. Then Bamm saltiest dick she's ever sucked!

Jen asks her boyfriend Rudy to give her the Salty French Fry as foreplay. She says it spikes her blood pressure and makes the sex that much more enjoyable.

by DJR1986 August 25, 2010

Mexican Fish Fry

It is a sexual act where a man cums inside a girl and then eats it out of her vagina.

Hey bro ! I totally gave her a Mexican Fish fry !

by Mustave Arod Oopyurpoupr August 4, 2009

fry tax

a wealth redistribution that occurs when a friend with no money takes some of your fries after declining to purchase any food for himself.

I had to pay a fry tax to support my friend, who was too poor to buy any food.

by Richard M. July 8, 2006

Sex on a Frying Pan

before having intercourse, you rub Bengay or Icyhot all over your body, so it feels like your having intercourse on a frying pan.

Betty wanted to try some kinky shit, so we had sex on a frying pan and the orgasm was orgasmic!

by four guys who were bored ;) November 1, 2010

french fry cock

Small, skinny, frail white cock. It's so skinny you can't even tell if it's hard, much less if it's inside you.

A guy with french fry cock must have really done something bad in a prior life.

by hotboxin November 28, 2005

Texas Stir Fry

A sexual act in which the male partner uses, if his Female Counter Parts asshole is too unsavory. The Male applies a vigorous amount of Ketchup and Barbecue to the Asshole, and uses his tongue to penetrate the Now Delicious piece of Ass.

Man O’ man, Sharon’s swamp ass was terrible last night! I had to revert to the Old Texas Stir Fry to get the Job done.

by Stirfrymaster May 10, 2018

French fry nigga

When a person dodges gunshots or counterattacks at such unimaginable speeds

“You can’t hit me I’m a French fry nigga”

by Mikeokslong July 24, 2022