Before a man gets a blow job. He jacks off and cums all over his own dick. He then lets it dry and waits for his wife, girlfriend, etc. to come home and suck it. Then Bamm saltiest dick she's ever sucked!
Jen asks her boyfriend Rudy to give her the Salty French Fry as foreplay. She says it spikes her blood pressure and makes the sex that much more enjoyable.
by DJR1986 August 25, 2010
Get the Salty French Frymug. by Mustave Arod Oopyurpoupr August 4, 2009
Get the Mexican Fish Frymug. a wealth redistribution that occurs when a friend with no money takes some of your fries after declining to purchase any food for himself.
by Richard M. July 8, 2006
Get the fry taxmug. before having intercourse, you rub Bengay or Icyhot all over your body, so it feels like your having intercourse on a frying pan.
by four guys who were bored ;) November 1, 2010
Get the Sex on a Frying Panmug. Small, skinny, frail white cock. It's so skinny you can't even tell if it's hard, much less if it's inside you.
by hotboxin November 28, 2005
Get the french fry cockmug. by a ninja in a pantsuit November 30, 2011
Get the Lauren marie Frymug. A sexual act in which the male partner uses, if his Female Counter Parts asshole is too unsavory. The Male applies a vigorous amount of Ketchup and Barbecue to the Asshole, and uses his tongue to penetrate the Now Delicious piece of Ass.
Man O’ man, Sharon’s swamp ass was terrible last night! I had to revert to the Old Texas Stir Fry to get the Job done.
by Stirfrymaster May 10, 2018
Get the Texas Stir Frymug.