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Cock Fraud

A man who lies about the size of his penis.
“I’m packing a 17 incher in my pants

“No you are not Tom, you fucking Cock Fraud”
by Joku Bateman April 19, 2022
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Giannis Fraudtetokounmpo

A fraud who runs and dunks only. Zero skills and can’t shoot, also a flop that takes 20 free throws a game because he sucks and can’t score normal points and has to flop to score.
I hate Giannis Fraudtetokounmpo
by DurantMuncher35 December 23, 2022
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Male Fraud

What you get when you elect people like Donald Trump and George Santos
It's just another incident of Republican Male Fraud.
by ilookmarvlus December 31, 2022
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pandemic fraud

Using methods of making bogus kits for COVID or making fake vaccines and false charities
Why are you making fake vaccines for COVID do you know what you are doing is pandemic fraud?
by John da dude February 16, 2023
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Jogger fraud

When a person wears stretchy clothing ie leggings and seduces innocent bystanders with their false bodily curves
Jackie committed jogger fraud today. I thought she had a nice ass but we all know it's flat behind those leggings
by Caughtthatbullet January 12, 2024
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Foreskin Fraud

When your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero.
Person 1: "Turns out Jeremy is a foreskin fraud..."

Person 2: "Really! How'd they get caught?"

Person 1: "The was posting foreskin memes before they got outed on Twitter as a cut crusader."

Person 2: "The fuck is a cut crusader???"

Person 1: "Someone who's been circumcised. Dumbass."

Person 2: "Ohhhh. Deserved."
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bald fraud

1) Pep Guardiola
2) Any bald football coach

The term "bald fraud" is jokingly used among football fans to describe bald coaches, especially if they have exhibited signs of fraudulence.

The term originated on Reddit, specifically the subreddit r/soccer, and was originally addressed to Pep Guardiola.

The rival manager José Mourinho claimed in 2014 that Guardiola was bald because he didn't enjoy his job and was constantly stressed. "When you enjoy what you do, you don't lose your hair. Pep Guardiola is bald. He doesn't enjoy football." Mourinho made that remark in jest, as he often does with other managers.

Guardiola was known to be a control freak at his clubs, and sometimes appeared to be in distress, although that was just his management style. The "fraud" part also came from the fact that he (at the time) hadn't been able to replicate his success with Barcelona with his subsequent clubs, despite spending millions on transfers.

Guardiola later won big with Manchester City, but the meme still stuck.

It has since been applied to other bald managers who have exhibited fraudulent behavior.

Example of fraudulence include:

1) Losing an important game (Guardiola vs Ancelotti in 2022 and 2024)
2) Underperforming (Ten Hag)
3) Achieving results that feel undeserved by playing ugly football or low possession (Allegri)

Managers who have been defined as bald frauds:

Jorge Sampaoli
Max Allegri
Erik Ten Hag
Maurizio Sarri
Stefano Pioli
Zinédine Zidane
Luciano Spalletti
"Did you see Juventus won that game 1-0 with 23% possession?"
"I know, man, Allegri is such a bald fraud"
by Zaino89 June 7, 2024
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