brown eyed susan

When you perform oral sex on someone and get poop on the tip of your nose.

Hey, looks like you got a brown eyed susan last night. You've got shit on your nose!

by toic June 21, 2009

One eyed midget

slang for your penis

Beating the one eyed midget

by Bunofasnich November 20, 2007

cross eyed panda

A person who, at the end of a fist fight has been awarded with two black eyes, usually from a Damacio Page/Marcos Galvao type of beating.

Man, you either gotta send your wife to anger management or learn how to load the diswasher properly, cause I can't have you teaching class lookin' like a cross eyed panda.

by GRYMES October 16, 2009

brown eyed winks

1.when doing a girl doggystyle , if you look at her anus it will wink at you
2.reference to a sexual act

Hey Jay what did you do last night?
Oh not much I was out with Mary catching some brown eyed winks.

by TheGuy March 10, 2003

one eyed weasel

a penis, other wise known as a one eyed willie,trouser snake,and or anaconda

one eyed weasel: hkjky thrt ytu yuyu tyuuy tyutyu

by kilakila...A.K.A. The Candy Man July 25, 2006

blue-eyed devil

a pseudo-racist slur about white people-similar to whitey, whiteboy, cracker, red-neck, white-trash, honkey, etc. However, since it is directed at white people it is by definition not a racial slur, but can be said freely by Persident Barack Obama, Rev. Al Sharpton, Rev. Jesse Jackson, Carlos Mencia, George Lopez, Geraldo Rivera, NAACP, LULAC, etc. without anybody calling them on it.

yo Javier-the damn blue-eyed devil boss Preston didn't give us that quarterly raise or bonus he done promised us in our paychecks for all of our back-breaking hard work. Somebody's mint Jaguar is gonna get keyed all up tonight , Holmes! hehe

by busterboner May 25, 2010

Glass Eyed Ayass

some ass that shot himself in the eye with his bb gun

Henry B. shot himself in the eye he is a Glass Eyed Ayass

by Nickolaus Bodenschatz February 02, 2004