decolette

the process of turning a t-shirt into a low neck dress by means of pulling the collar of the t-shirt as hard as possible.

hey yo connor whats up with that droopy collar?
chris decoletted the fuck out of me last night bro.

by i munt all days February 18, 2010

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Christopher Decker

The most amazing guy anyone will ever meet. He is sweet, loving, kind, amazing, and will take care of you when you're sick. He makes you smile whenever you're upset or need some cheering up. He'll make you one of the happiest people in the world.

I love you Christopher Decker. You are the most amazing guy in the world.

Me: You guys see that really cute guy?
Friend: You mean Christopher Decker?
Me: Yeah, him and I are together. :)

by Hidoroki'sGirlForever November 10, 2012

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upper decker

Besides the common definition... A behemoth, often coiling, mass of stool that grows and grows until finally reaching above the water level of a toilet bowl. Known to be associated with binge eating. Kind of like one of those underwater volcanoes that breaks the ocean surface.

I had the munchies so bad all weekend, btw do you have a plunger I took an upper decker in your shitter and it's backed up.

by evangelicalathiest April 22, 2011

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Dickle

Usually used in the phrase, "to be caught in a dickle." It's an ultra specific variant of the idiom, "to be caught in a pickle."

To find oneself in an uncomfortable situation when one realizes too late that one's penis is somewhere it shouldn't have been.

He realized too late that he was caught in a dickle; his colleague had only been asking to see him in his birthday suit in jest.

by Archertypal May 13, 2018

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