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dane

small penis. relates to the name devon. likes to do his brother and sometimes sister, mostly boys though. danes like to jerk off a lot, but most dont have a big enough dick to. they like to try and get into girls pants but there usually to ugly to get them.most danes are faggots and posers. and they are fake. and theyre usually gay.
when dane went to a different school he only enjoyed playing football with his friends.

but then when he switched schools he started like biking because it felt like some man was jerking him off when he went over humps and he liked it because all the "cool"/ "gay" kidss were doing it
by creepersXD June 28, 2009
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Danemark

Something two retarded highschool girls, call the awesome kids from Denmark.
Hey Danemark, I'm fucking retarded

Cool, but that's not my name
by EddieBurb September 23, 2010
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Dane

A term used to explain a male teenager who likes to think he's scene, when he's just kind of a poser. Usually a good boyfriend, but still really annoying. Like... REALLY ANNOYING. Like, you're going to kill him. His nose is also quite large. Oh, and he has acne.
Also see: Squid
"Yo man... did you see that kid who was following us around Hot Topic?"
"Ew... yeah. He's such a Dane."

Common Dane quotes:
"Oh hey dudes! Didya get the new As I Lay Dying CD? It's EPIC! That one song's kind of a fail though..."
"Oh, hey guys. I'm right down the street so uh... let's hang out!"

Etc.
by rah_rah_sis_boom_bah May 2, 2009
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Deaners

A rather small man- a male who typically wears a hat, glasses, and will not tell us who he has slept with. Deaners typically enjoying sleeping and dark skinned women.
Deaners went to the bar and hooked up with an African American lady, but unfortunately was rejected after for wearing thick glasses without a thick cock.
by chickennoodle77 May 15, 2021
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Dane off

me:mannnn im stufffed
john:me toooo dude, dane off.
by rayraytastey March 6, 2009
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Dane Roberts Hansen

This is a rare mammal only known to some of the lynfield college people, he stalks his prey (beef jerky) and pounces behind it. buttfucking & eating it at the same time. A very dangerous animal when it come's to food, I wouldn't go anywhere near him with beef jerky.
Ashton: DUDE what the fuck are you doing with beef jerky at school?

Kouroush: I don't know man? I'm hungry. man's gotta eat his lunch.

Ashton: DANE ROBERTS HANSEN WILL FUCKING ATTACK YOU IF HE SEE'S YOU WITH THAT SHIT
by boomheadshotmealtime July 11, 2011
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daneell

Daneell is a very tall human being, usually has temper tantrums now and then but is an all round very small person. generally quite afraid of the slightest sudden movements.
Calm down Daneell!
by Im.Not.Small August 1, 2017
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