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Genital Crank

A device invented in late 1840s Michigan that fell out of use by the end of the 19th century. No sketches or diagrams of the device are known to exist, though its name and contemporaneous accounts from diaries, letters and other primary sources suggest that its use was sexual in nature. To wit, "Ere I been Gone Now Two Moons marchng with Genneral Grant and Tis All I can Bear to Bee without the Warm Comfort of Your Bed as you Work the Genital Crank in the Night-time," one Union soldier wrote to his mistress in 1863. References to the "Sex Axe," thought to be a component of the genital crank, buttress this theory. The genital crank is also thought to have played a role in the mysterious sexual act known as "Getting Hometowned in Jackson."
"Did you remember to bring the genital crank?"
by Lonnie J. September 15, 2008
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The Crank Era

when anyone regardless of talent could make up their own dance song as long as the phrase "crank dat" was in the title. and amazingly people loved these songs and made their own dance videos on youtube
by hardhitr3 October 29, 2009
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cranking

to masturbate rapidly.
I'm cranking one off right now.
by Doug L. September 25, 2005
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Cranked

To get psyched for an event or to get in a state of mind fitting for an event. To become eager for something to occur.
Henry: Let's get cranked for the karaoke bro!

Friend A: Alright I'll bring all my microphones! I'm so excited!
by preppysweaterboy March 7, 2009
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Crankalicious

to crank upon, or crank all day.
" i was crankin on Call of Duty 4, i was so crankalicious!
by Crankalicious January 18, 2009
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Crank the munch

A word to perfectly define obscene hunger!
Man... i aint eaten all day. lets go to macki d's and crank the munch!
by chip douglas big time August 6, 2009
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Cranking

To complete an assignment on it's due date. Often results in rushed or sub-par work. Cranking is often preformed on a bus, in a car, or in the hours of 4am-6am in the comfort of your own home.
Student A- "I was in a major state of cranking this morning, but I got those Brute questions done like nothing."

Student B- "You think that's impressive? I cranked out a degree while away on a golf meet."

Student A- "Yeah, but did you study for that math test?"

Student B- "Oh GOD. Didn't even sniff it."
by b1 mIRACLE December 5, 2017
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